Good health to the ugly barmaid

[lazyitus]

I asked a really ugly barmaid to pour me a pint last night. Guess what she said ? Yep, that's right!

Cheers

The Moose

[Defcon]

ZING

[Lord Pikey]

I need that parrot Wooosh picture i think..


What the Dickins are you talking about?

[anonymous-user]

Lord Pikey said:

I need that parrot Wooosh picture i think..


What the Dickins are you talking about?

The Moose

Cheers

The Moose

[Neil_H]

A piece of lettuce fell out of my sandwich earlier.

[DIW35]

And then the bell rang.

[V8mate]

DIW35 said:

And then the bell rang.

Which made me jump thereby stabbing myself in the eye with a custard cream.

[grumbledoak]

Iggle Piggle was making more sense!

[evenflow]

I recently went to a Canadian wildlife race. I was cheering the grizzly bear, but my other half.

Cheers

The Moose.

[SirClarke]

[Pints]

How has this thread not been locked yet?

[lazyitus]

evenflow said:

I recently went to a Canadian wildlife race. I was cheering the grizzly bear, but my other half.

Cheers

The Moose.

[rocksteadyeddie]

V8mate said:

DIW35 said:

And then the bell rang.

Which made me jump thereby stabbing myself in the eye with a custard cream.

Be careful out there in hobnob land

[LukeBird]

evenflow said:

I recently went to a Canadian wildlife race. I was cheering the grizzly bear, but my other half.

Cheers

The Moose.

Brilliant!!!

[HRG.]

I have heard it said that some people have curry on chips...

[GlenMH]

Pints said:

How has this thread not been locked yet?

Happy to oblige....