Girl friend

[Hunter T]

Its Sunday (TVR DAY) and my girl friend has pulled a sicky!!!! She says she need she needs lookin after. Im sure shes done it on purpose!!!!

[RPE11Y]

Get out on your own, man - it's much better fun...

[Hunter T]

i know it is.....shes laying such a guilt trip on me as im typing this ( she dosnt know about this post ) If she suddenly gets better when its too late to go out il do my nut.

[yanmar]

man or mouse

[Hunter T]

I Know but if i go out while shes "poorly" itll get thrown up at me for ever...il never hear the last of it.

[HRG.]

If women didn't have possession of the relationship's fanny it'd be far easier to tell them to fk off

[Gazzab]

Is her life in danger or just wanting emotional support? If the latter then go for a drive to get her some medicine, newspaper, chick flick etc... Take about 2 hours.

[Hunter T]

im getting all that " im so sorry to be a burden " and " can you get me a cuppa...fill my hot water bottle...is it ok if i watch the soaps" im really pissed off now. After tomorrow i wont be able to drive the TIV for 2 weeks!!!!

[lazyitus]

Hunter T said:

can you get me a cuppa...

"Of course I can, love. I'll just nip and get some milk..."

[stainless_steve]

Hunter T said:

im getting all that " im so sorry to be a burden " and " can you get me a cuppa...fill my hot water bottle...is it ok if i watch the soaps" im really pissed off now. After tomorrow i wont be able to drive the TIV for 2 weeks!!!!

Sounds to me your going to run out of milk soon

[T_Pot]

its easy to get another girlfriend mate, just nip out in the TIV and pick one up, try and pick a healthy one if you can

[Mr Sea]

Hunter T said:

Its Sunday (TVR DAY) and my girl friend has pulled a sicky!!!! She says she need she needs lookin after. Im sure shes done it on purpose!!!!

If you're married with kids fair enough, but there is no way on this fking earth I'm going to let a 'girlfriend' get in the way of my enjoyment of a motor, no way!

If you really think she's done it on purpose then she must be faking it but if she is really sick then how can she do that on purpose?

You should go!

There you go that's my advice, Oprah Winfrey and Trisha have got nothing on me!

[Gazzab]

If you are whimping now I worry how you will maintain a healthy relationship in the future.

[Hunter T]

oh....now shes feeling a" little bit better" im going out after iv given the tiv a bath. Its too late for my original plans but theres a car show/meet near me every sunday evening. Might pay it a visit.

[the jollyrodger]

a sleeping tablet in the coffee usually works,lol.

[Hunter T]

Is domestic violence still frowned upon?

[the jollyrodger]

T_Pot said:

its easy to get another girlfriend mate, just nip out in the TIV and pick one up, try and pick a healthy one if you can

what a great number plate you have there sir.

[T_Pot]

the jollyrodger said:

T_Pot said:

its easy to get another girlfriend mate, just nip out in the TIV and pick one up, try and pick a healthy one if you can

what a great number plate you have there sir.

thank you sir lol

wanna buy it

[the jollyrodger]

T_Pot said:

the jollyrodger said:

T_Pot said:

its easy to get another girlfriend mate, just nip out in the TIV and pick one up, try and pick a healthy one if you can

what a great number plate you have there sir.

thank you sir lol

wanna buy it

are you trying to say something?
what have you heard about me?

[T_Pot]

the jollyrodger said:

are you trying to say something?
what have you heard about me?

with a name the jolly rodger, would i say anything lol