Orbiting Middle Laners

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dannyc

Original Poster:

20 posts

185 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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To the van and car who were taking it in turns to orbit a middle lane hog on the M20 this afternoon - top marks, it made me laugh.



Danny.

Marcellus

7,165 posts

226 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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Great fun to do too!!

vonhosen

40,506 posts

224 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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What's the point ?

Strawman

6,463 posts

214 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
The aim is to see how many orbits you can achieve before the MLM realises they should be in the empty left lane.

anonymous-user

61 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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I love doing this. I always wonder what the halfwit getting orbited thinks is going on. I'm starting to think that these people genuinely believe that the middle lane is where they are supposed to be and that it's the handful of good drivers who are wrong.

Dave

vonhosen

40,506 posts

224 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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Strawman said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
The aim is to see how many orbits you can achieve before the MLM realises they should be in the empty left lane.
And delay your journey for people who really don't care (& possibly have no idea) what you are doing.

hidetheelephants

27,829 posts

200 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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Anything that breaks the monotony of motorway driving is a good thing; it increases alertness and therefore safety. What's not to like?

Shaw Tarse

31,676 posts

210 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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vonhosen said:
Strawman said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
The aim is to see how many orbits you can achieve before the MLM realises they should be in the empty left lane.
And delay your journey for people who really don't care (& possibly have no idea) what you are doing.
They probably don't even realise. I've seen it discussed before & can sort of see why people do it, I'd rather continue my journey & pass them at 100 in which ever lane suits wink

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

200 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.

vonhosen

40,506 posts

224 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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hidetheelephants said:
Anything that breaks the monotony of motorway driving is a good thing; it increases alertness and therefore safety. What's not to like?
You carry on. You're wasting your own time, not mine.

vonhosen

40,506 posts

224 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.
I have plenty of fun thanks, but I play adult not juvenile games.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

200 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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vonhosen said:
T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.
I have plenty of fun thanks, but I play adult not juvenile games.
Adult games like 'smash the protesters face in' 'impound the innocent motorists car' and 'arrest the citizen protecting his property'?

vonhosen

40,506 posts

224 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.
I have plenty of fun thanks, but I play adult not juvenile games.
Adult games like 'smash the protesters face in' 'impound the innocent motorists car' and 'arrest the citizen protecting his property'?
Actually I don't do those either.

DrTre

12,955 posts

239 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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vonhosen said:
T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.
I have plenty of fun thanks, but I play adult not juvenile games.
Like strip poker?

This Side Down

203 posts

190 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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dannyc said:
To the van and car who were taking it in turns to orbit a middle lane hog on the M20 this afternoon - top marks, it made me laugh.



Danny.
D'ya think... maybe those two drivers are PHers? I certainly have never heard of orbiting until I started reading these forums!

I am yet to try it myself though.

ceriw

1,117 posts

212 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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DrTre said:
vonhosen said:
T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.
I have plenty of fun thanks, but I play adult not juvenile games.
Like strip poker?
With the innocents he's just arrested probably.

eltax91

10,049 posts

213 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.
I have plenty of fun thanks, but I play adult not juvenile games.
Adult games like 'smash the protesters face in' 'impound the innocent motorists car' and 'arrest the citizen protecting his property'?
Don't be . Von does his job, just like any of us. From his posts in S,P&L i get the impression he's a nice guy. It's a bit much to tarnish everyone with the same reputation as that provided to you by the handful of bad coppers out there.

Edited by eltax91 on Sunday 30th August 19:36

Balmoral Green

41,766 posts

255 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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I just stick in L1, it means I end up passing the bulk of the traffic, but that's hardly my fault.

Saturday morning, A38 from Derby to Burton, it was like being on a French Autoroute.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

200 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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eltax91 said:
T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
T89 Callan said:
vonhosen said:
What's the point ?
There is no point it's just fun, you know Fun?

Oh wait I forgot you're a rozzer so fun and enjoyment are unknown terms to you.
I have plenty of fun thanks, but I play adult not juvenile games.
Adult games like 'smash the protesters face in' 'impound the innocent motorists car' and 'arrest the citizen protecting his property'?
Don't be . Von does his job, just like any of us. From his posts in S,P&L i get the impression he's a nice guy. It's a bit much to tarnish everyone with the same reputation as that provided to you by the handful of bad coppers out there.

Edited by eltax91 on Sunday 30th August 19:36
The problem is those 'bad coppers' now seem to be the majority and they are the ones who we hear about.

Maybe if they weren't so well protected and supported from within the Police ranks people might have some faith but seeing as how it appears bad policing is an accepted part of policing these days and defended to the hilt by other Police officers people have lost all respect.

If you want to prove me wrong do so but all I hear and see is story after story of disgusting treatment of innocent people at the hands of the police but never any action taken to stop it.

I'm currently st scared of being stitched up by some bent rozzer misusing an abhorrent terrorism law.

Why do we never hear of any diciplinary action?

Edited by T89 Callan on Sunday 30th August 19:48

vonhosen

40,506 posts

224 months

Sunday 30th August 2009
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T89 Callan said:
Why do we never hear of any diciplinary action?
Because

1) Not every allegation is a just truthful allegation.
2) You don't look in the right places to find the results of the just truthful allegations.