Mandelson in hospital for op

[anonymous-user]

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Who's running the country now? I think we should be told.

[Spiritual_Beggar]

C'mon Superbug!!!!

[audidoody]

Wonder how long he was on the NHS waiting list for. As a committed senior Labour Party supporter there is no way he would have private insurance. That would be hypocritical.

[NDA]

Prostate, apparently.

Maybe something got nudged out of place?

[Jasandjules]

unrepentant said:

Who's running the country now?

At least having no-one running anything means they can't implement more s**e policies which suck up taxpayer's money......

AS above, Go MRSA, you can do it.

[10 Pence Short]

NDA said:

Maybe something got nudged out of place?

Probably another policy fudge. So to speak.

[The Black Flash]

Love the way he's in St Mary's hospital.

[SkinnyBoy]

routine op my arse, hes gone for his monthly infusion of young boys aqua vitae and foetal scrapings!

[mybrainhurts]

Great...

Now he'll be exposed as an alien...

Be afraid, Winky, you're next...

[FourWheelDrift]

unrepentant said:

Who's running the country now? I think we should be told.

"Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice."

But who is Mandleson, the master or the apprentice?

[SeeFive]

SkinnyBoy said:

routine op my arse, hes gone for his monthly infusion of young boys aqua vitae and foetal scrapings!

Nah, they are looking for Winky's missing recession recovery plans.

[gingerpaul]

Perhaps they're attempting to purify him so he can become pure evil.

[bonsai]

Eurgh. I feel sorry fo the poor doctor who has to examine Mandy's prostate, watching him quiver in ecstasy as the rectal probe works it's way deeper inside.

[FourWheelDrift]

Mandelson actually goes in for this "operation" every week without fail. The Doctors can't understand why but they think they must be doing a good job because he always leaves with a smile on his face.

[Gargamel]

Dr A nuss commented ' advances in surgery in this area have been fantastic, we normally use nanotechnology to clean and sterilise the affected area. However with this patient we were able to stick in a length of gutterpipe'

[Mr Whippy]

unrepentant said:

Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

[SkinnyBoy]

bonsai said:

Eurgh. I feel sorry fo the poor doctor who has to examine Mandy's prostate, watching him quiver in ecstasy as the rectal probe works it's way deeper inside.

shudders...

[anonymous-user]

Sure it's not a cover story for some failed pet shop boy impersonations

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pet...

[Oilchange]

er, no. His.

SkinnyBoy said:

routine op my arse, hes gone for his monthly infusion of young boys aqua vitae and foetal scrapings!

[Eric Mc]

Picture from the pre-op taken earlier today