Cracker jokes

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ZR1427

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17,999 posts

256 months

Thursday 25th December 2003
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Heard the one about the Frog who got caught on double yellow lines.

He got Taod away!!

blackzr

280 posts

253 months

Friday 26th December 2003
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My God you must be bored!!!!!

ZR1427

Original Poster:

17,999 posts

256 months

Friday 26th December 2003
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Your lucky ive got a collection of Cracker jokes here

jaytee368

2,058 posts

251 months

Monday 29th December 2003
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Of a similar quality...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.  He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols."

Sorry!