RE: Scariest Quad Ever: Wazuma Packs 500bhp V12

RE: Scariest Quad Ever: Wazuma Packs 500bhp V12

Wednesday 12th August 2009

Scariest Quad Ever: Wazuma Packs 500bhp V12

Mad BMW-powered Lazareth quad bike spotted



This terrifying creation by French motorcycle customiser Ludovic Lazareth could somehow only have come from the country that invented absinthe. And we can only presume that it was conceived after a particularly heavy night on the green stuff.

It’s called the Wazuma Bio and the supercharged V12 BMW lump kicks out 500bhp. We also presume the driver must be clinically insane because, judging by the video (below), it looks as if riding it is akin to straddling the bonnet of a 760Li and telling the driver to let rip while you hang on for dear life.


There’s even a sop to the green-ites, too, as the Wazuma is powered by E85 bioethanol. There is of course a performance reason for this, too: E85’s higher octane rating means the Wazuma can run a higher compression ratio.

The 5.0-litre V12 starts life with 345bhp and 383lb ft of torque, before Lazareth adds the supercharger to create the 500bhp monster. Power goes to the rear wheels via a conventional torque converter auto.

Best bit of all, though, is the fact that this monster has no chassis – the rider sits directly on the BMW V12 lump (though with a seat between it and him - or indeed her).

Brave potential customers will need to shell out quite a lot – the Wazuma will set you back a cool 200k euros (£172k).

 

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mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

262 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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That'll fix your constipation....

Presumably, Wazuma is the noise that emanates from your bowel through the twisties...

What a nutter....surrender monkey, no more

Wiz zis, ah can fart in everyone's general direction...

No cornering in that video. Is there a reason for this...? hehe



Edited by mybrainhurts on Wednesday 12th August 12:53

Tycho

11,846 posts

280 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Now, where's that Euromillions ticket?

Gruffy

7,212 posts

266 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Utter genius. C'est magnifique!

Speed_Demon

2,662 posts

195 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Been waiting for someone to do this.

dazsmith69

284 posts

199 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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that think will make you impotent and give you piles nuts

Jim V-6

42 posts

193 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Thats Bonkers silly

Cant Imagine it would handle very well...

wab172uk

2,005 posts

234 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Tycho said:
Now, where's that Euromillions ticket?
Sitting right next to your Donor card and death certificate.

leon9191

752 posts

200 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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That is brilliant!

It does seem like a lot of money for something that will most definitely kill you but what the hell.

EDLT

15,421 posts

213 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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You don't need to wear a helmet while riding a quad scratchchin

It can't be very easy to steer with wide tyres and handlebars.

TiggerS4

5 posts

201 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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I'm just trying to imagine what the hell happens when you dare to open the throttle?? Must be like the world's ending!!

Marf

22,907 posts

248 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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want

kambites

68,439 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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I wonder how much it weighs... that's got to have over 1000bhp/tonne surely? Perhaps quite a lot more.

TiggerS4

5 posts

201 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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And surely that seat needs a hump at the back to stop your arse heading off the back?

havoc

30,900 posts

242 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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EDLT said:
It can't be very easy to steer with wide tyres and handlebars.
mybrainhurts said:
No cornering in that video. Is there a reason for this...? hehe
TiggerS4 said:
I'm just trying to imagine what the hell happens when you dare to open the throttle?? Must be like the world's ending!!
Hmmm...500bhp plus 1st gear = suddenly sideways. What are the chances of collecting any oversteer?!? yikes


Still gotta love the balls of whoever created / drove that thing...superbly insane!!! biggrin

russellwatson17

278 posts

195 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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You would have thought that for £172,000 the speedo would work...

JB Rugby

4,207 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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kambites said:
I wonder how much it weighs... that's got to have over 1000bhp/tonne surely? Perhaps quite a lot more.
360kg / 500hp if I heard correctly in the video nuts

Husker

24 posts

204 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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It weights around 500kg, currently 350hp but a vortex blower version will take it up to 500hp.

JB Rugby

4,207 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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some pretty insane creations too on there http://www.lazareth.fr/


Stevie Mojo

1,520 posts

244 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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[/quote]Still gotta love the balls of whoever created / drove that thing...superbly insane!!! biggrin
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yikes I quite like the quad and am inpressed by the builder's skill, however I will never love his balls!!

dirty boy

14,746 posts

216 months

Wednesday 12th August 2009
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Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Can't think of a better way to earn your ticket to the afterlife.

500bhp, can't weigh much more than 500kgs, afterall, it's an engine with 4 wheels right? 1000bhp per tonne.

Banzai.