Can anyone speak Bulgarian?

[PetrolTed]

Need something translated please

[CarZee]

Ted, can I see that postal-wives catalogue when you've finished with it then?

[GregE240]

Bulgarian automotive literature ?

I sincerely hope you're going to publish this !

(PS - there's always someone readily available to put the smutty angle on things, isn't there ? Perhaps Freud was right. Bulgarian porn's not something I've heard of CarZ, although I don't profess to be an expert on the subject )

[CarZee]

quote:Perhaps Freud was right.

About somethings, yes, about many others, no..

quote:Bulgarian porn's not something I've heard of CarZ

You've never heard of buying a wife out of a 'catalogue' from Eastern Europe or the far-east??

[GregE240]

quote:
You've never heard of buying a wife out of a 'catalogue' from Eastern Europe or the Far-East??

No, I haven't.
Blame my Home Counties sheltered upbringing and lack of public school education. Plus I already have a wife, and I'm led to believe that having more than one is illegal.

[mr_tony]

My mate works in bulgaria for the british embassy, if you like I can forward and get it translated for you :-) mail me offline Ted. (it'll go via e-mail so should be pretty quick)

>> Edited by mr_tony on Thursday 7th March 14:10

[Nightmare]

quote:You've never heard of buying a wife out of a 'catalogue' from Eastern Europe or the far-east??

Heard of it yes...but without your obvious level of expertise!! So...what's the going rate for a wife then? What sort of info can you find out first? can you buy, like, lots of them??!!

[CarZee]

they're generally priced to compete with the tackle on www.realdoll.com

[mr_tony]

Somehow I don't need to follow that link to guess what's going to be there..... Should report you for 'self' abuse...

[nonegreen]

quote:Need something translated please

I don't know of anyone who can do it for free but there used to be a company in Manchester called Babel and another in Birmingham based in St Martins house Digbeth. They both offered a fax u back service within 24 hours

Hope this helps if not email me and I will see what I can dig up through contacts.

[CarZee]

quote:Somehow I don't need to follow that link

Yeah, but you did, didn't you...

[raceboy]

That site goes in to far to much detail, but £4,000 for doll!
I've been with rougher girls though!

[CarZee]

It demonstrates a commitment to self-abuse way beyond that which I can understand..

>> Edited by CarZee on Thursday 7th March 19:48

[raceboy]

Where on earth would you put it when you weren't 'using' it?
It's not going to fit under the bed,

[tvradict]

And how did this thread go off in the direction it did??

While were on the subject? Whats Soho like??? Will be in London at the end of March!

[thom]

quote:
And how did this thread go off in the direction it did??

What I like very much here on PH, and which is IMO very British, is that when Ted asks something, he gets 1,000,000,000 replies but "nothing" about what he asked

>> Edited by thom on Thursday 7th March 19:58

[raceboy]

I would say 'Raymonds' instead of 'Stringfellows'
Not that I know too much about these things you understand

[mel]

I'd say stay out of west end, and go to Browns over near Liverpool Street then down to Sports Bar and if really desperate over to the Spread Eagle. All apparently of course

[mr_tony]

For anyone who actually cares :P I've had the Bulgarian translated and returned to Ted.

[Don]

I am now intrigued. Come on, Ted. What was it then? Is there really a Bulgarian sports car manufacturer out there?

At least you'd expect anti-freeze in their products!