RE: Cayenne - Official Pics

RE: Cayenne - Official Pics

Wednesday 6th March 2002

Cayenne - Official Pics

Porsche release first official pics of their new SUV


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stig

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11,822 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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That - is shite.

MEMSDesign

1,100 posts

277 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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That - is shite.

I don't think you'll get many arguements on that score.

thom

2,745 posts

280 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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rontflmao

buster

1,060 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Looks complete bollox.

More Hyundai than Porsche.

One for the bin.

johnf

97 posts

273 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Oh, god I really is quite ugly is it not.
My first reaction to these pics was 'japanese people carrier'.

Maybe at a blurry 165mph it will look better.....

WOOF.

infinity

638 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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how long will Porsche keep trying to get rid of the fact that there is only one: 911.

Twin Turbo

5,544 posts

273 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Oh dear.

Still, it'll probably sell well in the States (at least it had better do for Porsches sake!)

mr_tony

6,339 posts

276 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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ouch. Te sooner they get that V8 out of that hideous body (and into something low and fast) the better...

bcms

241 posts

289 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Almost pointless commenting on this - just what ...... what is the point of this car? A case of the Emperor's clothes I reckon - no one had the balls to say anything!

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Sorry guys. It may look sh**e. (It does) but they'll flog a truckload. I don't know why people buy these things (X5, Rangey are a mystery to me) but all 4x4s look positively awful so whats the difference?

The 4x4 buying crowd now have yet another top-of-the-range type 4x4 to choose from. The Porsche badge carries some kudos so they *will* sell some.

How many, mind you, is anyone's guess. My bet is enough to make money.

No-one on a sports car site is going to get excited by one of these - least of all me.

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

274 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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This has now turned me right off the 996 turbo, as they now look the same from the front. I don't want a super car that looks like some housewifes school run van. I would now only ever consider a 993tt or 996 GT3 from the Porsche stable, as they don't share the new family 'face'. A supercar should stand alone, not blend into a range. What next? Maybe a seven seater people carrier with a 996 turbo front 'face'. Why oh why oh why..........

ultra violent

2,827 posts

276 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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I wasn't going to rise to this but couldn't help myself

I really think it’s all quite clever. You need to develop a new engine. Do you do a TVR and use you loyal followers as a test bed. No! You build a completely new car that definitely won't appeal to the Porsche faithful. Then use this less appealing side of society (read into that what you will, but we all have a picture of the type of people who will end up buying these things and there place of residence) to carry out your volume testing.

They can be the guinipig, who cares if their 4*4 grinds to a halt, not bloody me! Once we have the all clear, shoehorn it into a proper car.

Oh yes, it looks f'ing awful.

GregE240

10,857 posts

274 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Mind you, with all that ducting at the front, you'd hope the thing would stop !! Christ, I hope there's grills of sorts - you could catch small furry mammals in them !

Oh, and and if it turns you off a 996 Turbo then I guess it's your loss. Corporate identification does have its downsides I suppose.

It does nothing for me, but then I'm classed as a DINK - why the hell would I want one ? To sit in and look down at the chattering classes ?!!!

It'll sell bucketloads in the US, and make a shedpile of money for Porsche, which in turn they can use to develop new cars.

C'mon guys, they're not abandoning sportscar production.

ross

219 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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it's a shocker. these cars are pointless, but at least the bmw x5 and new rangey look cool. this is a complete minger. awful awful awful.

rthierry

684 posts

288 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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oh my god what have they done !
So new and already so dull...

bernaur

15 posts

282 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Sure is a bit of a boring looker - most closely resmbles a Hyundai. Oh dear, oh dear. And whats with the Mercedes SLK type power bulges in the bonnet?? Still it is bound to be a cracking drive as this is one thing Porsche do not get wrong and if you need something with four proper seats then this might be just the ticket. Heres hopng they sell lots of them in the good ol US of A so that Porsche can concentrate on some new sportscars/racecars!!

One other thing. It doesn't look very "Utility" does it. Where is the ground clearance?

griffith

18 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Ha ha ha.... stick to what you are good at.

This thing is a real minger!!

Bet the yanks will love it.

Leithen

12,109 posts

274 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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HeHeHe - I'd love to be there when the first Cayenne Turbo turns up at a TVR track day....... will you be "sporting" enough to allow it to join in......????

GregE240

10,857 posts

274 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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Welcome back Leithen - not seen you in a while. Were you hiding under the same rock as Mr Stewart Snr ?

Greg

PS - SUV on a trackday ? Now there's a thought.

bosshog

1,644 posts

283 months

Wednesday 6th March 2002
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As far as looks go I think the X5 sport looks much better. I reserve judgment until I've seen on in the flesh though - things always look different. I imagin one will be around here very soon (Monico,Nice,Cannes).