Jack Nicholson caption competition:

[BERGS2]

[twiglove]

"If I known that C**T was wearing the same coloured hat as my shirt, I wouldn't have come out.

[stifler]

"That pen has been inside you hasn't it?"

[paulmurr]

"I AM SMOKING A FAAAAG"

[Mc lovin]

"DO you have any idea how many times i've had to sign this particular fking picture?!"

[Galileo]

Never rub another man's rhubarb

[The Hypno-Toad]

"Its great to see you looking so well, Mr Ledger. Would you mind signing my picture?"

[Beefmeister]

"Listen here sonny.... i've been signing the same damn pictures for 20 goddam years... if you don't take that pen away right this second, i'm gonna insert it in you so you'll be able to sign your cheques with your ass...."

[Los Palmas 7]

"Here's Johnny!"

[Mc lovin]

"If you say simples followed by that stupid noise again, i'll give you a smile just like the joker, you total fkwit"

[lazyitus]

I'm Jack Dee, you knobhead.

[Mexico.]

I will sign it once Shane MacGowan stops following me!

[SeeFive]

If you hold my cigarette by the lit end with your eye socket, I'll gladly sign it.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Have you ever signed another mans photo, asked him to sign yours?

[Justayellowbadge]

No, I'm not joking.

[F355gtb2009]

fk off

[Neil_H]

"How dare you cover a picture of me with another picture of me, asshole!"

[Cara Van Man]

Easy writer.

[Olf]

Jack Nicholson arrived at the ugly parrot competition looking relaxed and confident.

[Los Palmas 7]

"It's Nicholson, not Nicklaus you golf-playing tt!"