Swimming pool father of my child

[Monki]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/...

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

[largerandrock]

Its that stray sperm that catches everyone out!.

[grumbledoak]

[Ganglandboss]

[AndrewW-G]

You just know that one of the waiters in that hotel is sighing with relief on hearing that

[mechsympathy]

A travel industry source said:

The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

Bless

[hondafanatic]

The lack of basic understanding shown by the mother has been reflected by the daughter.

[NDA]

AndrewW-G said:

You just know that one of the waiters in that hotel is sighing with relief on hearing that

I reckon you're spot on.

[HOGEPH]

What's the baby going to be called?

(Swimming) Paul?

(Salty) Walter?

Bob (ing up and down like this)?

[blueg33]

AndrewW-G said:

You just know that one of the waiters in that hotel is sighing with relief on hearing that

All 6 of the waiters are relieved

[HOGEPH]

There's the problem, it doesn't say Will Patrons Kindly Refrain from Jizzing In The Pool!

[Neil_H]

Catastrophically naive/ stupid. I hope she is suitably humiliated when the truth comes out about her daughter having it away with Ahmed the servant boy.

[grumbledoak]

Neil_H said:

...her daughter having it away with Ahmed the servant boy.

Don't be daft! Egypt? Virgin birth? It's the second coming.

Look busy.

[Vixpy1]

grumbledoak said:

Neil_H said:

...her daughter having it away with Ahmed the servant boy.

Don't be daft! Egypt? Virgin birth? It's the second coming.

Look busy.

I think only one comming was needed

[Gun]

Just face it love, you've raised a slaaag!

[fathomfive]

HOGEPH said:

What's the baby going to be called?

(Swimming) Paul?

(Salty) Walter?

Bob (ing up and down like this)?

Chloe(rine)?

[NDA]

fathomfive said:

HOGEPH said:

What's the baby going to be called?

(Swimming) Paul?

(Salty) Walter?

Bob (ing up and down like this)?

Chloe(rine)?

Flo?

[TheEnd]

[SeeFive]

Can't wait to hear the grandparents come rushing out of the maternity ward shouting "It's a Buoy"!

[Lefty Guns]

A travel industry source said:

The mother is Adam Ant