What kind of cretinous council employee...
What kind of cretinous council employee...
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HRG.

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72,863 posts

255 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Sprays weedkiller on a man's lawn? Just wait till they open on Monday morning, they're gonna learn a whole new kind of swearing the useless vandalising s.

It's not as if my garden is untidy, it's a stripy lawn with a full complement of bedding plants. Cared for doesn't do it justice. I water it, feed it, weed it and then this bottom feeder comes along and nukes the edge of my lawn.

I'd have cut the s cock off for less if I had caught him ragepunch

Snot

1,813 posts

265 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Flag it.

Martial Arts Man

6,664 posts

202 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Why did he do it?

Wacky Racer

39,875 posts

263 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Grass him up to his bosses......biggrin

HRG.

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

255 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Martial Arts Man said:
Why did he do it?
They go round and kill all the weeds on the pavement. Unfortunately this oversprayed onto my garden punch

Oh, and I wouldn't have just cut his cock off, I'd have shoved a tapered pineapple into his ass sideways irked

Mexico.

1,254 posts

203 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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What a SOD!

Asterix

24,438 posts

244 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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I'd have turfed him out of my garden immediately - he'd then still probably try and worm his way out of being responsible.

PhillT

2,488 posts

241 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Gutted, sorry to hear that.
Pics of the damage? A before and after would be even better...

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

228 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Shoud have got his name them grassed on him to his boss.

Martial Arts Man

6,664 posts

202 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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HRG. said:
Martial Arts Man said:
Why did he do it?
They go round and kill all the weeds on the pavement. Unfortunately this oversprayed onto my garden punch

Oh, and I wouldn't have just cut his cock off, I'd have shoved a tapered pineapple into his ass sideways irked
Unbelievable.

It will be interesting to hear the tale of the saga you will most likely be subjected to as a result of trying to get an acceptable outcome.


Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

238 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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At 600 posts a month, I'm suprised you've got time to do your garden.

HRG.

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

255 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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I like to think of myself as semi-retired biggrin

Mexico.

1,254 posts

203 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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I hedge my bets nothing will happen to the person that buggered up your garden!

Pesty

42,655 posts

272 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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You will get nowhere with the council, just bounced from one useless fkwit to another.

None of them will give a st and you will give up because its just not worth the hassle.

aw51 121565

4,773 posts

249 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Pesty said:
You will get nowhere with the council, just bounced from one useless fkwit to another.

None of them will give a st and you will give up because its just not worth the hassle.
A trip to the Local Government Ombudsman usually gets results, at least in regard to mishandling of complaints, once the council's "complaints procedure" has been exhausted wink . But start gathering evidence and writing contemporaneous reports of everything to do with this matter NOW smile .

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

271 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Pesty said:
You will get nowhere with the council, just bounced from one useless fkwit to another.

None of them will give a st and you will give up because its just not worth the hassle.
Spray them with weed killer...

That'll learn 'em...

HRG.

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

255 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Pesty said:
You will get nowhere with the council, just bounced from one useless fkwit to another.

None of them will give a st and you will give up because its just not worth the hassle.
Not me, I have loads of free time biggrin I find getting my councillor involved usually gives them a kick up the arse.

I've struggled to keep the edge of my lawn green for years and it's only because they sprayed on a windy day that I've finally realised that they've been vandalising my lawn punch

RichBurley

2,432 posts

269 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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It's only a bit of grass. Why do you get so bothered about it. At worst, you'll have to lift the grass and re-plant some seeds. It was obviously an accident. It's not worth getting uptight about...

ShadownINja

78,698 posts

298 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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RichBurley said:
It's only a bit of grass. Why do you get so bothered about it. At worst, you'll have to lift the grass and re-plant some seeds. It was obviously an accident. It's not worth getting uptight about...
yes Just spray the grass in the pretty bit outside their offices in the form of a word such as "S".

J500ANT

3,101 posts

255 months

Sunday 12th July 2009
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Can you get samples tested of the pavement weeds and the lawn to prove (or not) that the same weedkiller was used?