Fast and the Furiously bad film
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Why oh why did I think that this film was worth watching?
Its like Max Power mag in real life format, 'orrible.
Terrible acting, cars that sound like lawn mowers ( I mean, a Maxed VW Jetta!), crappy camera angles and just a stupid plot line ergghhhh. What a waste of £3.75.
Still should of known better, Its my fault.
Its like Max Power mag in real life format, 'orrible.
Terrible acting, cars that sound like lawn mowers ( I mean, a Maxed VW Jetta!), crappy camera angles and just a stupid plot line ergghhhh. What a waste of £3.75.
Still should of known better, Its my fault.
totally agree chaps. I watched it on DVD last weekend. To make a bad film even worse, the sound was shagged, so i had to use subtitles. What a pile of typical American toilet. The bit where they drag race the ferrari was quite cool, only spoiled by the ferrari owner having to be a stuck up rich bloke. I'm only surprised he wasnt a typical Hollywood style evil English guy...
quote:It's dreadful - I just fell of the sofa when Travolta asks the other guy to drive and I took the piss, "Gee I can't drive a stick" a second before the lame american said exactly that.. LMFAO
oh no. Is Swordfish THAT bad? I was going to watch it this week. I heard it was lame but had plenty of tuscan thrashing....
Halle Berry = nice
Tuscan = very nice
But still these are not enough to make up for a dreadful film with a piss poor storyline, dreadful acting and if you're a techy, there's the usual faux hacking exploits that will make you throw your beer at the telly..
And even with a big sub and Dolby 5.1, they still don't get the TVR to sound anything approaching real...
Total waste of time & money..
Hold on, Swordfish did have one of the best ever movie explosions, IMHO, at the start. It was quite a way downhill from there though.
I would suggest that anyone into IT fast-forwards to the Tuscan after that because the computer side of stuff is just plain garbage. Flying bus at the end really takes the biscuit.
I would suggest that anyone into IT fast-forwards to the Tuscan after that because the computer side of stuff is just plain garbage. Flying bus at the end really takes the biscuit.
If you think it's bad watching the fast and the spurious on your telly, imagine what it's like being stuck in the cinema after coughing up a fiver. Grr.
I think I made more toilet stops during that film than any other I've seen.
That self-deploying hi-fi complete with dry ice effect and neon lights really summed the whole film up though. Bet it went down a storm in essex...
I think I made more toilet stops during that film than any other I've seen.
That self-deploying hi-fi complete with dry ice effect and neon lights really summed the whole film up though. Bet it went down a storm in essex...
Swordfish. I went with a bunch of friends who work for UUNET (as did I, before it went takeover crazy). We all loved the car. We varied in our ability not to sit there muttering "OFFS".
"...go in over the phone lines, pop the firewall..."
Christ-onna-bike. I could make a fortune helping Hollywood make films a *bit* less f**kwitted without ruining the film.
"...go in over the phone lines, pop the firewall..."
Christ-onna-bike. I could make a fortune helping Hollywood make films a *bit* less f**kwitted without ruining the film.
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Oh f*****g great. Got F&F for my birthday and haven't watched it yet. I was looking forward to it as well
Don't worry too much Steve, I watched it at the weekend and if you get enough
inside you it will be fine. The 'extras' on the DVD are worth a watch too, nearly everyone in it are actual street racers. I spent most of the film thinking 'Nitros in a Cerbie - that'd show 'em'
It was a billion times better the Swordfish and as good IMO as Gone in 60 Seconds.
You have to know though that any 'car' movie with a star whose name is Vin Diesel is going to be a bit ropey
glad you saved me the money.
Tesco are flogging it for 15 quid at the mo'.
Tell me, did the jiggling birds make it any better?
Actually this is something that really annoys me about films - if a film is good, it doesn't need some stupid bint with kit off. If I want to watch a car film, I want it to be about the cars. If I watch a porn film, I don't wanna see cars, or story line! The genres should be kept separate !!!
Tesco are flogging it for 15 quid at the mo'.
Tell me, did the jiggling birds make it any better?
Actually this is something that really annoys me about films - if a film is good, it doesn't need some stupid bint with kit off. If I want to watch a car film, I want it to be about the cars. If I watch a porn film, I don't wanna see cars, or story line! The genres should be kept separate !!!
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Oh f*****g great. Got F&F for my birthday and haven't watched it yet. I was looking forward to it as well
Don't worry too much Steve, I watched it at the weekend and if you get enough
The 'extras' on the DVD are worth a watch too, nearly everyone in it are actual street racers. I spent most of the film thinking 'Nitros in a Cerbie - that'd show 'em'
It was a billion times better the Swordfish and as good IMO as Gone in 60 Seconds.
You have to know though that any 'car' movie with a star whose name is Vin Diesel is going to be a bit ropey
Well, what do you know, she who must be obeyed went out with the girls the other night so once the kiddies were safely tucked up I finally took Mark's advice, loaded up F&F and settled down with a fridge full of cold ones.
What a silly film
Disengage brain and any other critical faculties, just wee yourself laughing from end to end (no I didn't sneak in one off the wrist, interferes with the drinking). Not such a bad birthday pressie after all. Cheers Mark
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