The Jacko Joke thread

[Shadytree]

Yes sorry to hear the news, but my in box is already full with 'memorials'

Q. What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko.

A. Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August

[mrmr96]

Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was 'boogie'.

(Borrowed from another thread)

[Shadytree]

McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger.

50 year old meat in 12 year old buns

[isee]

Micheal Jackson's dying wish is to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he can still be a danger to kids

[FWDRacer]

I've heard it is to be a sea burial - at his request to be strapped to two buoys.

[rossc]

I don't give a monkeys about Michael Jackson....

[Shadytree]

rossc said:

I don't give a monkeys about Michael Jackson....

[rossc]

Too subtle ?

[Carfiend]

[Westy Pre-Lit]

I heard he was i'll but thought he was gonna be all white.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Why was Jacko like a silver Playstation 2? They both used to be black and both were turned on by excited small boys.

[rossc]

Reports of MJ having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect. He was actually found in the children's ward having a stroke...

[Carfiend]

So of these jokes are just Bad.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Coming thick & fast now;

Doctors say that One Bad Apple caused his death. Gwyneth Paltrow is unavailable for comment.

[chris.mapey]

The Jackson estate releasing a new single: "(Six Feet Under) The Earth Song"

[davemac250]

MJ actually died of food poisoning.

It was the 13 year old nuts.

[Westy Pre-Lit]

I suspect this threads gonna be a thriller.

[hurstg01]

It's NEVER too early for a good joke

[Wildwood]

Micheal Jackson is being cremated.

With all the plastic surgery, he is being melted down and reused to make toys.

its the first time kids can actually play with him for a change.............

[Mexico.]

rossc said:

I don't give a monkeys about Michael Jackson....

Not even Bubbles


Cheers

The Moose