was this he?

[pelo]

Joke # 1: Not a good idea...

Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria.
"Hey, whatever happened to {chassis} in payroll?" one asked.

"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of
car."
his co-worker replied.

"How was he going to do it?"

"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a
Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well, you get the idea."

"So what did he end up with?"

"Ten years in prison!"

[campbell]

Your sad fot thinking that one up but funny I think