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The place where apparently you cant own a half decent car without some jealous t
t vanadalising it
Just gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
t vanadalising itJust gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
Isnt it a lovely world we live in, if you leave something on your seat in a locked car and it gets stolen its your fault, if your car gets vandalised some social worker will send the little scroets on a holiday because they must be bored, but break a speed limit and the world wants to throw you in jail for the rest of your life.
AngryApples said:
The place where apparently you cant own a half decent car without some jealous tt vanadalising it
Just gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
My worst fear. I just don't get it!t vanadalising itJust gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
groucho said:
AngryApples said:
The place where apparently you cant own a half decent car without some jealous tt vanadalising it
Just gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
My worst fear. I just don't get it!t vanadalising itJust gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
But worst fear? If your worst fear is getting your car keyed you either have an incredibly sheltered life or a very poor imagination.
Edited by brum on Tuesday 16th June 16:45
brum said:
groucho said:
AngryApples said:
The place where apparently you cant own a half decent car without some jealous tt vanadalising it
Just gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
My worst fear. I just don't get it!t vanadalising itJust gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
But worst fear? If your worst fear is getting your car keyed you either have an incredibly sheltered life or a very poor imagination.
Edited by brum on Tuesday 16th June 16:45
You know what I mean, worst fear for the car, a figure of speech if you will. This is the sort od stuff that makes law abiding men do things they wouldn't normally.
I feel for you mate. I had some punk guy walk over my Focus RS after he was heard saying that people don't deserve nice cars. I sold it after that.
Fortunately, plod caught him (hence the statement) and I was re-imbursed £750 - a sum he will no doubt take the rest of his life to repay.
Any CCTV cameras?
ETA: cos I cant rite good
I feel for you mate. I had some punk guy walk over my Focus RS after he was heard saying that people don't deserve nice cars. I sold it after that.
Fortunately, plod caught him (hence the statement) and I was re-imbursed £750 - a sum he will no doubt take the rest of his life to repay.
Any CCTV cameras?
ETA: cos I cant rite good
Edited by asbo on Tuesday 16th June 17:36
AngryApples said:
The place where apparently you cant own a half decent car without some jealous tt vanadalising it
Just gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
Really sorry to hear this t vanadalising itJust gone out to the car in the work car park and realised someone has keyed all down the passenger side, good and deep in most parts
As work is secure looks like it happened outside the Reading travelodge last night
Joy
Ive just got back from a long road trip in Italy, i reluctantly got on the plane home, this country really is the pits.
At the weekend i went for a run out in the M3, wasnt doing anything silly, had the top down and was just driving through town. Had this silver Ford Focus come past me with 5 lads in - probably late 20's early 30's. They kept braking hard and speeding up, i wouldnt give them a reaction. They slammed the brakes on and caused me to stop then all proceeded to give me loads of hand gestures.
I mean WTF? I just ignored them but it really ruined my day - i dont get the M3 vert out that often and wanted a nice afternoon.
I wanted to really get back on the plane to Italy.
Words could not describe what some of the scum in this country deserve.
Thanks for all the thoughts folks
Will be checking the CCTV situation, but it had another car parked by it all Monday night, so whichever gormless, brainless, fking scum sucking st did this to my PAJ will no doubt get away scot free
Glad in some ways I didnt witness it in person, as I wouldnt have been able to stop myself tackling the fker and I'm not a big lad so probably wouldve got a good kicking!
Will be checking the CCTV situation, but it had another car parked by it all Monday night, so whichever gormless, brainless, f
king scum sucking st did this to my PAJ will no doubt get away scot freeGlad in some ways I didnt witness it in person, as I wouldnt have been able to stop myself tackling the f
ker and I'm not a big lad so probably wouldve got a good kicking!If the perpetrator can be apprehended then proceed as follows;
Place a tight fitting canvas bag over Perps head ( after having stuffed an unwashed sock into his mouth to gag him ) and affix cable ties around both ankles and wrists
Drag the restrained perp to a suitable mode of transport that already has a pick axe handle stored to hand and bundle them in ( you don't need to be careful and may even have to help them in with your foot or if necessary, some form of blunt instrument )
Drive to a secluded spot eg. woodland, waste ground, canal etc.
Drag the offending article into an accessible area and circle them whilst making general threats/promises ( of the worst kind ) and generally taunting them for no less than 45 mins approx.
I realise this does seem like a long time but it will seem 10 X longer for the perp and is a necessary part of the retribution process
Take the previously stored pick axe handle and proceed to beat the bagged and tied filth for no more than 45 seconds approx. I realise this does not seem like long enough but it will seem 50 X longer for the perp, any longer and death may result and we don't want that do we!
Leave the scene and call the Emergency services from a payphone ( if you can find one ) A nice little twist can be to search the perp after apprehension and if a mobile phone is to be found on his person, us it to call an ambulance, it will give you something to chuckle about later
Now here comes the fun part;
It will take a certain amount of ingenuity and sleuth like ability but the perps slow and eventual recovery needs to be tracked and his place of residence established
Once you are satisfied of the perps recovery and seeming return to normality it will be necessary to apprehend the individual once again and then go about the above sequence of events all over again
Alternatively, get your car repaired and carry on like the rest of us saps
Place a tight fitting canvas bag over Perps head ( after having stuffed an unwashed sock into his mouth to gag him ) and affix cable ties around both ankles and wrists
Drag the restrained perp to a suitable mode of transport that already has a pick axe handle stored to hand and bundle them in ( you don't need to be careful and may even have to help them in with your foot or if necessary, some form of blunt instrument )
Drive to a secluded spot eg. woodland, waste ground, canal etc.
Drag the offending article into an accessible area and circle them whilst making general threats/promises ( of the worst kind ) and generally taunting them for no less than 45 mins approx.
I realise this does seem like a long time but it will seem 10 X longer for the perp and is a necessary part of the retribution process
Take the previously stored pick axe handle and proceed to beat the bagged and tied filth for no more than 45 seconds approx. I realise this does not seem like long enough but it will seem 50 X longer for the perp, any longer and death may result and we don't want that do we!
Leave the scene and call the Emergency services from a payphone ( if you can find one ) A nice little twist can be to search the perp after apprehension and if a mobile phone is to be found on his person, us it to call an ambulance, it will give you something to chuckle about later
Now here comes the fun part;
It will take a certain amount of ingenuity and sleuth like ability but the perps slow and eventual recovery needs to be tracked and his place of residence established
Once you are satisfied of the perps recovery and seeming return to normality it will be necessary to apprehend the individual once again and then go about the above sequence of events all over again
Alternatively, get your car repaired and carry on like the rest of us saps
Edited by GTWayne on Tuesday 16th June 21:37
I would hire the services of Bricktop
Feed the scum to the pigs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4
Feed the scum to the pigs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4
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