mel

[2 DOGS]

hey you, stop shit stirring on our site!
it's been quiet for a few months without you, admitted, but it's almost nice and peaceful too!
are you back or was this just a flying visit?
love, 2 dogs

[mel]

sorry Jo couldn't help it, the subject came up what with all the hunting shit etc so I thought I'd nip over and rattle a few cages for a day or two, won't hang around too long just enough to put few noses out

[2 DOGS]

NO PROBLEM MATE, LIFE'S BEEN DULL WITHOUT YOU!!!
DO YOUR WORST AT LEAST IT MAKES GOOD READING.

[mel]

We've got a new recruit now Jo watch out for the screen name "nonegreen" I'm sure our resident Mr Angry will be able to upset a fair few of you "country loving folk" oh and no need to shout. watch this space.

[hertsbiker]

is this for real?

C'mon, own up, who is 2-dogs?



Carl

[nonegreen]

Hey Mel, these guys are just sick. They take horses out on the road (bl@@dy mobile road block with a random direction generator built in). I just emptied a truck load of nonegreen bile on them and I will go back at get serious tomorow. Got a 7am meeting so need some kip. That road raqe stuff is just crazy. 2 dogs sounds OK though

[campbell]

What are you on about 2 Dogs
Can some one please explain or tell me to pissss off

Thanks


>> Edited by campbell on Monday 4th March 02:31

[tvradict]

You've been away toooo long Campbell!

Horse and Hound!

Remember, back in August/September Mel and someone else went to horse ad hound and stirred up some serious shit for a while!!! Funniest thing I have aever read! Ever!

[2 DOGS]

Ouch, Nonegreen is really going for it!!!
A tip for you though, horse tax is coming into force soon, so H&H will have some answers and questions for you regarding horses having the same priority as cars on the road. Mel, are you going to join in or do you think your cover may be blown from last time?
Oh and i have changed my car now as well, A610 got long in the tooth so bought an Alfa GTV spider 3.0 V6
but don,t like it. any tips?
2 dogs

[tvradict]

quote:
horse tax is coming into force soon, so H&H will have some answers and questions for you regarding horses having the same priority as cars on the road.

Oh and i have changed my car now as well, A610 got long in the tooth so bought an Alfa GTV spider 3.0 V6
but don,t like it. any tips?
2 dogs

Horse tax! Yeah yeah! There gonna start taxing push bikes next!!!

Re your car, Sell it and by a TVR! Griff or a Chimeara! Can't beat that Rover lump rumbling underneath the bonnet! Unlike the Limp-wristed Alfa!!

[mel]

one of the dogs she's married to has got a tiv if I remember rightly. and yes Jo I'll be over later just a bit busy at the mo.

[raceboy]

Bloody Horses!

Got moaned at by some Numpty horse rider at the weekend, because some tape we had put up in the woods to mark out a downhill mountain bike course made a bit of noise and it spooked the horses!
While the numpty was having a go at us the horse did a complete 360 and then got up on its back legs, which really impressed us, but $h1t up the rider, so maybe the horse was even spooked by the riders own voice.

Imagine what it would be like out on the open road?

[MEMSDesign]

Stick up the appropriate link mel. The horse and hounds thing was the funnyest thread I've ever seen on this site. Hilarious

[mel]

I'm only on the "news" forum at the moment but I might go off and play in "hunting" and "general" soon anyway "redhorse" appears to be biting well,

www.foot-and-mouth-disease.co.uk/cgi-bin/HHThreads/wwwthreads.pl?action=list&Board=hholatest&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5

It needs to be cut and pasted as the second www throws the hyperlink a bit

>> Edited by mel on Monday 4th March 21:08

[ZZR600]

Mel & nonegreen your doing a good job there keep it up

[tvradict]

ahhh, just remembered who the other Winder-upper was. NickM.
Haven't seen him post (under that name anyway) on here for a bit! He still about???
This will keep me up all night now!!!

Mel,
What other threads on HH are you posting/stirring in??? Need a good laugh. Weather is F*cking depressing just now!!!

Cheers
Stuart

>> Edited by tvradict on Tuesday 5th March 01:34

[tvradict]

This one was going to go off with a bang from the start! Most people start a war with small arms fire, then they take in the armies, then go the tanks, heavy arty, then finish it with a nuke. Nonegreen starts with a nuke! Great stuff!

quote:
Get it off my roads and turn it into something useful like glue!!

Is it me or is the Nav system around the forum and viewing the threads on HH very F*cking confusing! I read nonegreen's starter then ended up looking at one from bloody spetember
Tips anyone, mel, you seem to have it mastered!!!

Glue Love it!

Cheers
Stuart!!!

[ZZR600]

I diddnt get off of the H&H forum till 11.30 bloody funny just wondering if they finally got the message about keeping poo of the roads ,

Mel if find some crap on the road then come up behind the horse responsable you can show them how miffed you are on your ZZR by gettting the revs to arount 12,000 hit the kill switch blip the trottle twice and flick the kill switch back on BANG ! , if you get it right you get a nice set of matching flames out of the cans as well

Oh just make sure the downpipes and collector are not rotten or you will be waiting 5 weeks for a new set like me

[mel]

quote:

Is it me or is the Nav system around the forum and viewing the threads on HH very F*cking confusing

It's all in the members settings you can actually set it up to read pretty similar to the gassing station

[mel]

quote:
Mel if find some crap on the road then come up behind the horse responsable you can show them how miffed you are on your ZZR by gettting the revs to arount 12,000 hit the kill switch blip the trottle twice and flick the kill switch back on BANG ! , if you get it right you get a nice set of matching flames out of the cans as well

Doesn't work on fuel injected bikes you just look a prat with a dead engine, "road legal" cans have baffles which kill the flames, and be prepared to have the wadding repacked every couple of months on race cans you can actually firw hi velocity lumps of "cotton wool" out the back at youe mates following !