Any practical jokes/pranks suitable for campsite??

[dirty boy]

Am going camping with friends later in the year, however, the Uncle of a friend is going and is a bit of a prankster.

I've been warned to never believe a word he says, never take your eye off him, and if you ever try and trick him, he'll get you back twice as bad.

Now i'm pretty much up for anything here, i'll stitch the fecker up big time (even though i've never met him) but there is one rule....

His wife has expressly warned myself and my friend that nothing must happen to her. Therefore my initial plan to tie a rope to his tent and drive off dragging him over a field is somewhat scuppered.

I also have to bear in mind that i've been told he's likely to unleash his fury on my children (aged 2 and 3) by perhaps putting crabs down their pants etc (we're going crabbing one day)

Basically don't put anything past this bloke, but i'm happy to give him a taste of his own medicine...perhaps a major operation prior to us going?

Let me know your ideas, all welcome, the worse the better.

Cheers

db

[Austin.J]

Piss in his tent then shout first one in this tent gets 20 quid, then zip up the tent and padlock it.

He'll never look at you again.

Edited by Austin.J on Sunday 31st May 20:54

[dirty boy]

Austin.J said:

Piss in his tent then shout first one in this tent gets 20 quid, then zip up the tent and padlock it.

He'll never look at you again.

Edited by Austin.J on Sunday 31st May 20:54

Pissing in the tent involves the wife

[Austin.J]

dirty boy said:

Austin.J said:

Piss in his tent then shout first one in this tent gets 20 quid, then zip up the tent and padlock it.

He'll never look at you again.

Edited by Austin.J on Sunday 31st May 20:54

Pissing in the tent involves the wife

Book her a B & B?

[Soovy]

He sounds like an Colin Hunt.



Seriously, practical jokers. Look at me, look how ZANY I am.

No, you are a c unt.


Don't go.

Edited by Soovy on Sunday 31st May 21:04

[mybrainhurts]

Here you go -----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl1zJLfmMIA

[Dogwatch]

dirty boy said:

Am going camping with friends later in the year, however, the Uncle of a friend is going and is a bit of a prankster.

I've been warned to never believe a word he says, never take your eye off him, and if you ever try and trick him, he'll get you back twice as bad.

[Oldgitmode] I'm all for a practical joke but someone who is relentless about it and seemingly can't take what they dish out sounds like a person to be avoided[/oldgitmode]

[Soovy]

Dogwatch said:

[Oldgitmode] I'm all for a practical joke but someone who is relentless about it and seemingly can't take what they dish out sounds like a person to be avoided[/oldgitmode]

No they sound like a chunt.

[Dupont666]

have you got the resources to get him pissed and do this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubLXZ28GkiU

[bazking69]

Bangers are always a larf. Childish but still highly amusing.

[Marcellus]

how about sewing up the zips of his tent... then possibly undoing the guy ropes..

[DrTre]

a dose of picolax and a padlock on the tent zip.

Edited by DrTre on Sunday 31st May 22:00

[Andy Zarse]

Strip him naked and throw him in a bonfire, like we did to a pal last week when camping at the nurburgring. He's out of hospital now, but he'll be hilariously scarred for life.


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Edited by Andy Zarse on Sunday 31st May 22:15

[Landlord]

dirty boy said:

I also have to bear in mind that i've been told he's likely to unleash his fury on my children (aged 2 and 3)

He sounds like a . Literally. I would start by setting light to him. Then, if he survives. Burn him. With fire. And heat. Plus, petrol to make sure the never takes it out on kids again.

Then burn him.

[BlackVanGirl]

Landlord said:

dirty boy said:

I also have to bear in mind that i've been told he's likely to unleash his fury on my children (aged 2 and 3)

He sounds like a . Literally. I would start by setting light to him. Then, if he survives. Burn him. With fire. And heat. Plus, petrol to make sure the never takes it out on kids again.

Then burn him.

Do that. And then cancel the holiday and go somewhere without s instead,

[The Moose]

Seriously, he sounds like a twunt.

TBH, I would NOT take kids (not that I have any!!) on a holiday with someone who would do this. And if they did I would not be impressed and he would know about it!!

Good luck whatever you get up to!

Cheers

The Moose

[Flanders.]

Shag his wife?

[Stu R]

few drops of optrex in his drinks, short of blasting his brown weight all over you, he'll not be in a fit state to prank anyone.

[whitechief]

You don't know him but you have heard of his 'prankster' reputation?
Personally with someone like that, I would make clear that I won't stand for any of his 'jokes' and ignore him, then enjoy my break.

[Killer2005]

Some strong cheese hidden about his tent
"Steal" his car
Encourage wildlife into his tent

Hang a few of these around the area,