I've just been called a Puppy Killer

[Arese]

And all I do is sit at a computer all day.

The animal-rights protesters are at it again.

[G_T]

Don't worry about it mate. I had someone trying to get all my details the other day so they could terrorise my family. The pregnant woman in work was threatened to be murdered not so long ago either. We just do contract work for them as well.

I masked my contempt for long enough on saturday to get some fliers from the bearded freaks. I've never read such misinformed bullst.

They really are a case for human vivisection.

[Mc Lovin]

nothing a swift kick in the sweets wont sort, bloody mincers.

[stifler]

Ask them if they wear leather shoes. That normally shuts them up.

[Arese]

G_T said:

Don't worry about it mate. I had someone trying to get all my details the other day so they could terrorise my family. The pregnant woman in work was threatened to be murdered not so long ago either. We just do contract work for them as well.

I masked my contempt for long enough on saturday to get some fliers from the bearded freaks. I've never read such misinformed bullst.

They really are a case for human vivisection.

There's six of them outside, most of them look like teenagers. I'd love to go out and have a converstation with them but we're not allowed. I doubt they know that 80% of the people in this building are actually employed by an IT services company.

[G_T]

stifler said:

Ask them if they wear leather shoes. That normally shuts them up.

It doesn't. Nor does the meat for food/medicine arguements. They just get incredibly irritable, loud and claim they know better.

Like moody teenagers in many ways actually.

[hman]

tell them veal tastes really good as well!



mmmmm veal, might get some from the butchers now I come to think of it.

[grumbledoak]

'Puppy Killer' seems a little random. You'd think that 'Meat eater' would be a safer guess. Or were you actually kicking the st out of a puppy when they found you?

[ewenm]

Offer them some foie gras...

[stifler]

G_T said:

stifler said:

Ask them if they wear leather shoes. That normally shuts them up.

It doesn't. Nor does the meat for food/medicine arguements. They just get incredibly irritable, loud and claim they know better.

Like moody teenagers in many ways actually.

Oh. Well it worked on my Uncle at christmas.

[Arese]

grumbledoak said:

'Puppy Killer' seems a little random. You'd think that 'Meat eater' would be a safer guess. Or were you actually kicking the st out of a puppy when they found you?

I was 'playing' with it.

They have placards with images of dead dogs on etc. Can't go into it too much obviously...

[G_T]

Arese said:

I doubt they know that 80% of the people in this building are actually employed by an IT services company.

They probably do mate.

If it's the "stop-HLS" lot then they also target contractors (like us). Our lot have even had to use fake numberplates in the past. They target courier companies as well. There's even a list of "targets" on their website.

[Arese]

G_T said:

Arese said:

I doubt they know that 80% of the people in this building are actually employed by an IT services company.

They probably do mate.

If it's the "stop-HLS" lot then they also target contractors (like us). Our lot have even had to use fake numberplates in the past. They target courier companies as well. There's even a list of "targets" on their website.

Eek. Spot on. I'm a contractor too. Luckily I park my P&J around the back away from anyone else.

Edited by Arese on Tuesday 26th May 14:50

[marctwo]

It's stopped raining.

[Emsman]

Tell them you have a cooked chicken inside, and if they dont come in and eat some, you will kill another one tonight.

That'll fk em

[G_T]

They're just cowardly little sts. They aren't really much of a threat to be honest. Especially nowadays since the public is starting to understand the importance of pharmaceutical developments. They know they'll get put away for a long time if they push it too much.

If no one in your company gives them a reaction. Like all angry children it's all they're really after. They'll soon get bored and harass somebody else.

Best of luck.

[Don]

Animal rights terrorists.

They really do deserve to die.

Peaceful protest is one thing...abusing people is another.


Get a T-shirt made with "I LIKE PUPPIES" on one side and "SPIT ROASTED" on the other.

They'll have to decide if you're an aficiando of Korean cuisine or a perv. Should confuse 'em for weeks.

[Adenauer]

Make yourself an A4 sign that says, "go away, I'm in the Kitten Dept." And prop it up in the window.

[bonsai]

Do you vivisectionists even strap electrodes into puppies heads any more?

Thought you mostly kept it to rodents and the odd monkey?

Didn't dog testing die out (literally) with the smoking beagles?

[Arese]

And they've sloped off already. What a waste of time.

Thanks for all the ideas chaps, but I'm clinging on to my contract as it is