Feck.....just one of those days
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Aahhh, you appear to have a failed daliance with the male of the species! To be honest your better off without, blokes are a nightmare by and large and cannot be trusted.
However, may I advise against over doing the old wine, after all as much as it is a comforter (for I should know, 2nd bottle, normal habit on a Monday evening), it will also make you feel a lot worse in the short term.
May I suggest a crossbow bolt to the swine's ball bags, much better all round, he doesn't breed, you feel better, the person who makes the crossbow bolts makes some money in these inclement times! Everyone is a winner, except the swine and we don't care about him!
However, may I advise against over doing the old wine, after all as much as it is a comforter (for I should know, 2nd bottle, normal habit on a Monday evening), it will also make you feel a lot worse in the short term.
May I suggest a crossbow bolt to the swine's ball bags, much better all round, he doesn't breed, you feel better, the person who makes the crossbow bolts makes some money in these inclement times! Everyone is a winner, except the swine and we don't care about him!
Romanymagic said:
May I suggest a crossbow bolt to the swine's ball bags, much better all round, he doesn't breed, you feel better, the person who makes the crossbow bolts makes some money in these inclement times! Everyone is a winner, except the swine and we don't care about him!
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Penny-lope said:
Oh do feck off :P
He contacted me, he keeps contacting me,,,,what the feck am I to do????
Hit man?????
Clearly a change of number (and possibly name) may be in order. A less dramatic version would be if said swine rings you and asks for Penny then say "no, you have the wrong number this is Angela, Penny's sister, Penny says "no to swine's, that includes you, you small cocked, joyless pile of infantile uselessness". Parks him up, he will feel lucky for not having to go down the crossbow to the bags route, yet again everyone is a winner except your ex, cos come tomorrow you start to order the "gay" catalogues for delivery to his house...heh heh heh! He contacted me, he keeps contacting me,,,,what the feck am I to do????
Hit man?????
MPowerMark said:
drinking on your own? comming online to tell a bunch of strangers your problems? lol alittle sad no?
Thank you! I can't believe the amount of s
t threads started on here like this, especially as they seem to get sympathy. This is attention-whoring of the highest order and even the OP knows it.EngJock said:
MPowerMark said:
drinking on your own? comming online to tell a bunch of strangers your problems? lol alittle sad no?
Thank you! I can't believe the amount of st threads started on here like this, especially as they seem to get sympathy. This is attention-whoring of the highest order and even the OP knows it.
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