chocolate story

[Par mo]

sorry if its a repost....

Chocolate Love!!!!
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> Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
> She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
> they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
> Gum.
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> He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. 'I'm the
> one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
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> They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
> turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
> It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
> Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
> and Tic Tacs.
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> Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
> a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as
> he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
> scream of Turkish Delight.
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> When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchie. She
> wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
> looked very appetizing.. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip
> and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
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> Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.,
> Sadly 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss
> Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts
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[rhinochopig]

Does your name refer to the world famous Middlesbrough Parmo delicacy perchance?

[Hairspray]

Read it before, but it is still humourous.

[Big Al.]

All jokes here please.

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