Anyone know the joke about...

[LeoZwalf]

...the bloke who goes into the bar and has infinite money in his wallet? He was granted a wish by a genie and asked for 20 quid notes in his wallet for ever. He can just keep pulling them out and they never run dry.

Stupidly I started telling it earlier and realised I could not for the life of me remember any further than that. Tried Googling like a mofo but nothing!

Any ideas?

[TheEnd]

Does he get locked in a basement and beaten everyday as a criminal gang just eternally rob him?

[Simpo Two]

LeoZwalf said:

...the bloke who goes into the bar and has infinite money in his wallet? He was granted a wish by a genie and asked for 20 quid notes in his wallet for ever. He can just keep pulling them out and they never run dry.

That's Gordon Brown isn't it?

[robinhood21]

Is that the one where a little pussy follows him everywhere.

[dan1981]

robinhood21 said:

Is that the one where a little pussy follows him everywhere.

And the ostritch?

And the foot talk pianist?

[Neil_H]

LeoZwalf said:

...the bloke who goes into the bar and has infinite money in his wallet? He was granted a wish by a genie and asked for 20 quid notes in his wallet for ever. He can just keep pulling them out and they never run dry.

Stupidly I started telling it earlier and realised I could not for the life of me remember any further than that. Tried Googling like a mofo but nothing!

Any ideas?

Brilliant!





(I think the punchline is "Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I dont even have a racket."")

Edited by Neil_H on Saturday 23 May 00:25

[Mobsta]

Neil_H said:

LeoZwalf said:

...the bloke who goes into the bar and has infinite money in his wallet? He was granted a wish by a genie and asked for 20 quid notes in his wallet for ever. He can just keep pulling them out and they never run dry.

Stupidly I started telling it earlier and realised I could not for the life of me remember any further than that. Tried Googling like a mofo but nothing!

Any ideas?

Brilliant!


(I think the punchline is "Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I dont even have a racket."")

He is more likely to be after a well known punchline which is funny this side of the dark ages.

[Nolar Dog]

I've heard the one where the man walls into the bar and says "Ouch".

[escargot]

Is it 'Why the long face?'.

[pacman1]

LeoZwalf said:

...the bloke who goes into the bar and has infinite money in his wallet? He was granted a wish by a genie and asked for 20 quid notes in his wallet for ever. He can just keep pulling them out and they never run dry.

Stupidly I started telling it earlier and realised I could not for the life of me remember any further than that. Tried Googling like a mofo but nothing!

Any ideas?

..does he have a parrot on his shoulder and accompanied by a dwarf who is abusive and smashes up the place?

He then explains to the barman about the bottle he found on the beach and the genie.

First wish, unlimited money.
Second wish, a beautiful bird, hence the parrot.
Third wish, a 12" prick.

Ahahaa.

[pacman1]

Personally I prefer the about the man who goes into the bar and ends up winning the raffle for the giant bottle filled with notes and change. Proceeds to get pissed, goes home and whilst fumbling for his front door key drops the bottle.
Gets shaken awake the next morning by the missus..
You simply won't believe what's on the front door step, she says. He struggles to remember.. oh yes, I can explain about all the money out there.
What money? she says
There's 900 bottles of milk..

Ahh-haa.
It's the way I tell 'em!

[Alfanatic]

pacman1 said:

Third wish, a 12" prick.

Ahahaa.

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

[pacman1]

Alfanatic said:

pacman1 said:

Third wish, a 12" prick.

Ahahaa.

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

I think the OP should think himself lucky to be ridiculed for forgetting the punchline, rather than the punchline itself. Damage limitation!

[Alfanatic]

Hehe yeah. I did like the 900 bottles of milk one! Haven't heard that before

[Balmoral Green]

Isn't it a variation on the everlasting bottle of Guiness joke?

1st wish, everlasting beer bottle/wallet
2nd & 3rd wish, two more of them.

[Matt172]

jokes here please

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...