Deciphering Womanspeak

[Los Palmas 7]

"I'll come over on Sunday and bring a bottle of wine. Maybe we could get a take-away?"

I'm getting sex on Sunday, right?

[Hairspray]

Please don't tell me it was your mother calling.

[Timsta]

Just checked with the missus....


It means she wants to have some wine and a takeaway.

[SpydieNut]

Los Palmas 7 said:

"I'll come over on Sunday and bring a bottle of wine. Maybe we could get a take-away?"

I'm getting sex on Sunday, right?

it means she wants to ask you for a favour




or tell you she's pregnant - and it's not yours

Edited by SpydieNut on Friday 15th May 17:55

[Los Palmas 7]

Timsta said:

It means she wants to have some wine and a takeaway.

Damn those women and their double meanings.

[Steamer]

Timsta said:

Just checked with the missus....


It means she wants to have some wine and a takeaway.

Arrr but that wasn't a translation - it was mearly an affirmation of 'Womanspeak'.

I'd say... sounds like the going is good to firm... change the sheets just incase.

[bigandclever]

It means she's coming round to get pissed and block your bog.

[Los Palmas 7]

Steamer said:

change the sheets just in case.

Will do.

Where's my chisel?

[NiceCupOfTea]

NB: this does NOT necessarily mean she's up for starring involuntarily in a porno - best check first, eh?

Edited by NiceCupOfTea on Friday 15th May 17:59

[Los Palmas 7]

NiceCupOfTea said:

NB: this does NOT necessarily mean she's up for starring involuntarily in a porno - best chech first, eh?

I think you're confusing me with that dirty pervert Sciroccology. I'm so glad we've seen the last of him.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Los Palmas 7 said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

NB: this does NOT necessarily mean she's up for starring involuntarily in a porno - best chech first, eh?

I think you're confusing me with that dirty pervert Sciroccology. I'm so glad we've seen the last of him.

[Penny-lope]

She'll bring the wine, but you're buying the takeaway.

As for the 'sex' part, suppose it depends if you buy starters too

[tonyvid]

[Nolar Dog]

Los Palmas 7 said:

"I'll come over on Sunday and bring a bottle of wine. Maybe we could get a take-away?"

I'm getting sex on Sunday, right?

No. It means she is getting sex on Saturday night.

[Los Palmas 7]

Penny-lope said:

As for the 'sex' part, suppose it depends if you buy starters too

I was thinking prawn cocktail starters, then steak and chips, followed by Black Forest Gateaux for dessert. All washed down with the bottle of Blue Nun she'll be bringing.

Oh, hang on, I've gone all "Life On Mars", haven't I?

"Fire up the Cointreau!"

[Steamer]

Penny-lope said:

She'll bring the wine, but you're buying the takeaway.

As for the 'sex' part, suppose it depends if you buy starters too

Arrrrr - so thats why they are called Entrées then!

[Penny-lope]

Steamer said:

Penny-lope said:

She'll bring the wine, but you're buying the takeaway.

As for the 'sex' part, suppose it depends if you buy starters too

Arrrrr - so thats why they are called Entrées then!

[JonRB]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Oh, hang on, I've gone all "Life On Mars", haven't I?

"Fire up the Cointreau!"

Oh very subtle. I like it.

[Los Palmas 7]

JonRB said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Oh, hang on, I've gone all "Life On Mars", haven't I?

"Fire up the Cointreau!"

Oh very subtle. I like it.

Been waiting ages to use that one.

Seriously though, this will be the first time for a while that I've had fresh meat a new lady round my place for the evening. I may be a little out of practice and don't want to misinterpret any signals.

Even seasoned pro's get first night nerves.

[DrTre]

Oh yes, without a doubt.

"Take away" is wo-man speak for "bum fun"