I'm going to try again

[DrTre]

Granted it's not very interesting but this is a serious post which for some reason was deleted last night by ze modz...presumably it doesn't meet the exceptionally high standards of posting in The Lounge but I'm willing to see if it gets me banned.

Basically I was wondering what dangers were posed by putting your mouth over a vacuum cleaner hose? Seems to me to be actually quite a hazard...any medical people know?

[Tycho]

So your reasoning is that if you can put your mouth over it then you should be safe to put your dick in it?

[Monochrome]

We should have a whip round and get a PH cadaver to experiment on. Would make a great mascot.

[skylinecrazy]

Why the hell do you want to know that?

[DrTre]

Tycho said:

So your reasoning is that if you can put your mouth over it then you should be safe to put your dick in it?

I was wondering if that was why the thread got deleted last night, I posted it then went to sleep.

I'm actually quite, quite (alright, mildly) serious about this. I assume it would rupture your lungs or something?

I already know it's safe to do that <cough>...looks like a flexipipe now ...

[S1MMA]

All that would happen is that you'd start sucking air through your ass.

[SpydieNut]

if you want something to suck the life out of you, get married.

[tonyvid]

I assume this hoover is on? Have you tried putting the hose on your arm or leg? There is a serious amount of suck going on - combine that with your head and ruptured ears would be the best thing that could happen, lungs, eyes and brain the worst, I should think!

[Superhoop1904]

SpydieNut said:

if you want something to suck the life out of you, get married.

very good!!

[DrTre]

tonyvid said:

I assume this hoover is on? Have you tried putting the hose on your arm or leg? There is a serious amount of suck going on - combine that with your head and ruptured ears would be the best thing that could happen, lungs, eyes and brain the worst, I should think!

That's what I mean! It's actually quite a danger I'd have thought.

I bet the next Saw film has a death by Henry the Hoover in it..

SN, like it centurion.

[Penny-lope]

My son's gerbils seem to like the hoover, as I found out last week

[Sheets Tabuer]

Is this you?

[tonyvid]

Penny-lope said:

My son's gerbils seem to like the hoover, as I found out last week

[jesta1865]

skylinecrazy said:

Why the hell do you want to know that?

why would you not want to now the issue has been raised?

so do you lose your eyes through your throat or what.

i am not trying it we have a dyson which apparently never loses its suck. does if you jam it with dog biscuit

[Pyro]

jesta1865 said:

...does if you jam it with dog biscuit

Thats my question answered...

[Ladyhayles]

Tycho said:

So your reasoning is that if you can put your mouth over it then you should be safe to put your dick in it?

Surely the fact that someone could have put their ck in it would stop you from putting your mouth around it!

[tonyvid]

Ladyhayles said:

Tycho said:

So your reasoning is that if you can put your mouth over it then you should be safe to put your dick in it?

Surely the fact that someone could have put their ck in it would stop you from putting your mouth around it!

There are some funny people about!

[Tycho]

Ladyhayles said:

Tycho said:

So your reasoning is that if you can put your mouth over it then you should be safe to put your dick in it?

Surely the fact that someone could have put their ck in it would stop you from putting your mouth around it!

[mybrainhurts]

S1MMA said:

All that would happen is that you'd start sucking air through your ass.

This has all the makings of a comedy act....

How's about sucking his borrocks out, then juggling with them...?

Might be on to something here, ask him if he needs an agent...

[Dolf]

S1MMA said:

All that would happen is that you'd start sucking air through your ass.

Whatever you do - don't sit down, you'll create a vacuum!