Fvck.... I am so dead...
Fvck.... I am so dead...
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The Excession

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Saturday 9th May 2009
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Long story short.... been out and about with Little Ex today. One part required us calling a few lads over to help pull my car out of a field where we got stuck in the mud (don't ask, he's a rallying fan, Solberg, Loeb, Gonehome [sic]) - seemed like a great idea at the time.

Anyway, as we're sat waiting I go rooting through the glove box and find an old punk tape from way back (yup - feck you all... my car can play tapes hehe ).

So, now my little 2&1/2 year old son is running round singing lines from Sham69 and Dead Kennedy's.

Uhohhhh 'Kill Kill Kill The Poor', 'Hurry up Harry. We're going down the pub.....'' 'Holiday in Cambodia'....

Wouldn't be so bad I guess, but this evening's bedtime You Tube session where we normally play a few nursery rhymes has descended into him demanding 'More Dead Kennedy's please Daddy....'

Not-All-Here

580 posts

207 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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And why does this make you a dead man?

Your kid has good taste in music.

Marcellus

7,193 posts

240 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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you will be for that title... as for the music nah... good choice.... so how did you get into the ditch??

The Excession

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Saturday 9th May 2009
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Not-All-Here said:
And why does this make you a dead man?
Mummy might think differently....

Not-All-Here said:
Your kid has good taste in music.
yes You should see him with some Bach playing!

He's allowed pretty much anything he likes in music, I make a point of letting him hear as much as possible, be it classical, jazz, contemporary radio, what ever.

Must admit the DKs sound very tame to my ears nowadays as opposed to when I first heard them.

EDLT

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227 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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The Excession

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Saturday 9th May 2009
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Marcellus said:
so how did you get into the ditch??
Wasn't a ditch. Took the car down to the bottom end of the field to collect some logs from a fallen tree. Took four attempts to get back up to the gate where I then got stuck in about 10" of mud. Was gutted, just didn't have enough speed to carry us through. Still the neighbours had a right laff at being called out to pull us through. Great stuff.

Lil' Joe

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Saturday 9th May 2009
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EDLT said:
Ouch.

The Excession

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Lil' Joe said:
EDLT said:
Ouch.
Oh Christ.... sorry.

Durruti

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259 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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Hi Ex, hope alls well with you.

Finish the little fella's education off with a full on acapella rendition of "too drunk to fk"

You can never get enough culture at any age, alternative or otherwise.

Cheers.

HUW JONES

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224 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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...if it all goes tits up you'll look good as a drawstring lamp.music

The Excession

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Durruti said:
Hi Ex, hope alls well with you.
We're not hungry so we'll take that as an OK smile
Durruti said:
Finish the little fella's education off with a full on acapella rendition of "too drunk to fk"

You can never get enough culture at any age, alternative or otherwise.
I'm gonna save that one till he'd a little older biggrin

Durruti said:
Cheers.
Don't mind if I do.... cheers

cazzer

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269 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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Hey Adrian,

Hows you mate.....haven't seen ya since I left steve's attic 15 years ago smile

The Excession

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cazzer said:
Hey Adrian,

Hows you mate.....haven't seen ya since I left steve's attic 15 years ago smile
How fkin scared am I now? Are/were you Ian's bit of.... ummm fluff?

cazzer

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No....I was err and still am...Ian smile

The Excession

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cazzer said:
No....I was err and still am...Ian smile
Right I demand a lecture in particle physics..... is that really you?

cazzer

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Saturday 9th May 2009
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Yeah....wtf you doin in tipperary?

(And what makes you think I know sod all about particle physics......have I got more intelligent in your memory over the years?) smile

The Excession

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cazzer said:
Yeah....wtf you doin in tipperary?

(And what makes you think I know sod all about particle physics......have I got more intelligent in your memory over the years?) smile
I'm not going to reply on this thread any more for this subject. Drop me a line via my profile and we'll elect to not bore the rest of the PH massive with our twitterings. Especially as this was a thread about the Dead Kennedy's and little folk.

Bugger me backwards though, I've read loads of your replies on this forum over the years and never for once did I think you were ever that ignorant prick I remember as being Ian.

wink

that was a
wink

by the way!

cazzer

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Fair do. smile

California Uber Alles was always the best DK song anyway smile

The Excession

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cazzer said:
Fair do. smile

California Uber Alles was always the best DK song anyway smile
Yeah, teah yeahy... and any way I was here first!

sorry... just feeling a bit astonished at the moment, sure you ar ware Mr P is on here too....


Other than that your acertation the California Uber Alles is the best DK song warrants some merrit, indeed though having a kindergarten kid singing 'Kill the poor' out loud might just surpass that....

The Excession

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Sunday 10th May 2009
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Back on topic.

Any one like Alice Donut ... not really stuff for the small folk eh?