Daft standards, patents and specifications:

[gamefreaks]

I bet a few of us here have to read and impliment standards and stuff as part of our jobs. They are insomnia-busting papers written in pedantic detail.

Who can find the daftest one.

I'll get the ball rolling with this one!

I give you: BS 6008:1980

[Paulbav]

Can't be close to EN50131 and PD6662, It's the bain of my working life!!!

[Nobody You Know]

Space Core directive 978B62 - Any male crew member caught sniffing the seat of the excercise bike in the womens locker room will be dscharged without trial![/Kryten]

[ollyowl]

Not really a daft one but, OHSAS18001-2007 has been my latest project. Pleased to say we've been recommended for it too. Big weight off the shoulders.