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SteveW8975

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6,388 posts

204 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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At the moment, I'm sat at a bank of desks with the Pricing & Asset director sat on one side of me, and the Sales director on the other. We are working on a deal for a large electrical company which the Pricing guy is calculating the proposed rates.

It's all quiet at this end of the open plan office, when the Pricing director leans back on the chair, and shouts across my desk to the Sales Director....

"Phil, This Siemens tender...."

My instant response - "would you prefer it well done?"


Cue the sound of collective coffee over keyboard spraying.

anonymous-user

74 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Would you like a blowjob?

skylinecrazy

13,986 posts

214 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Symbolica said:
Would you like a blowjob?
rofl

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

228 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Symbolica said:
Would you like a blowjob?
You! You! Now I know who you are we've met on-line before haven't we!






biglaugh

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

262 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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SteveW8975 said:
At the moment, I'm sat at a bank of desks with the Pricing & Asset director sat on one side of me, and the Sales director on the other. We are working on a deal for a large electrical company which the Pricing guy is calculating the proposed rates.

It's all quiet at this end of the open plan office, when the Pricing director leans back on the chair, and shouts across my desk to the Sales Director....

"Phil, This Siemens tender...."

My instant response - "would you prefer it well done?"


Cue the sound of collective coffee over keyboard spraying.
If you had reversed the roles, so that your tale did not scream 'look how witty and great I am' you would have received a response other than 'you attention seeking cocktard'.

But you didn't.

You attention seeking cocktard.

dibbers006

14,569 posts

238 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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rofl

anonymous-user

74 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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MK4 Slowride said:
Symbolica said:
Would you like a blowjob?
You! You! Now I know who you are we've met on-line before haven't we!

biglaugh
I have no idea what you're talking about and have never used that program before. In fact, I've never been online before.


At least that's what my solicitor will be putting in the statement

ConcreteBuffalo

1,053 posts

209 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Symbolica said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Symbolica said:
Would you like a blowjob?
You! You! Now I know who you are we've met on-line before haven't we!

biglaugh
I have no idea what you're talking about and have never used that program before. In fact, I've never been online before.


At least that's what my solicitor will be putting in the statement
rofl