Oh no you haven't.......
Oh no you haven't.......
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ih8thisname

Original Poster:

2,699 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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Stupid arse blasting fking wking piece of . rage

I think you can guess what's just happened...

fking ing piss stain of an excuse for "premium gaming".

shootcurse

Bill fking Gates - are you listening?

I am going to find you.

And I am going to rip your splien out.

But before I kill you I will give you this oppertunity to inform the useless, inbred, uneducated, window licking arse bandits that happy slap each other before sellotaping these pieces of st together that they are doing nothing more than stealing the very oxygen we breath. After you've told them this, I suggest you send them all to a big stadium where they will await the wrath of my nuke.

Once i've found you, I am going to come to your doorstep, st in your plantpot and then shoot you in the back of the head.

Repeatedly.

I hate you, and your stupid Xbox. I threw a brick at it. You are about as welcome on this planet as a fart in a fking spacesuit - you cock sucking, wkface bd.

This will be the third fking time it has been packed up and sent to off the oomoa loompas in Frankfk, or wherever the hell it is you send it these days.

I fking hate Germany. This fiasco only adds insult to injury, as on Tuesday my wife decided the m3 would look better without a front bumper when she drove it up a "hill" that is so seveire even the fking sheep are scared of it. Hell, it's not a hill.

It's a fking cliff.


I look forward to my phonecall with Mr. Ahrieck Alphyadiagyo tomorrow.


Heads are gonna roll, I tell thee...


Edited by ih8thisname on Thursday 30th April 23:19

sidaorb

5,595 posts

235 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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Is that the RROD then? wink

ih8thisname

Original Poster:

2,699 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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Oh yes. curse

And he is going to get his very own RROD when I lodge a cuctus in his rectum.

Nobody You Know

8,422 posts

222 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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ih8thisname said:
But before I kill you I will give you this oppertunity to inform the useless, inbred, uneducated, window licking arse bandits
Pun Intended????

ih8thisname

Original Poster:

2,699 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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Nope - it's past my bedtime, you're going to have to explain that one for me...hehe

Edited by ih8thisname on Thursday 30th April 23:49

ih8thisname

Original Poster:

2,699 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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ih8thisname said:
Nope - it's past my bedtime, you're going to have to explain that one for me...hehe

Edited by ih8thisname on Thursday 30th April 23:49
paperbag

Disregard, I see it now. rofl

R360

4,504 posts

235 months

Thursday 30th April 2009
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ih8thisname said:
Oh yes. curse

And he is going to get his very own RROD when I lodge a cuctus in his rectum.
Or you could ask Ian apparently he likes a bit of man love, if you ask me he is just a gaylord.

I agree with everything above, Nick you are a good man and tell it like it is but you missed the fact the Gates is a short arse donkey cum drinking faggot!

Oh nearly forgot Luke has offered to pay for half of your daughters mobile bill and has promised that next month he will not be texting her as much!


Norbury90

6,919 posts

235 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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Thats an inspirational rant. Send it to Microsoft, you might win a prize.

tim2100

6,288 posts

286 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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Top Rant.

Swearing good, could do with sume censored
Well spread out

8/10


unlucky fella

CypherP

4,451 posts

221 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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"If ih8thisname made Microsoft rants, they'd probably be the best Microsoft rants in the world."

Unlucky mate, always st to hear when that happens.

sidaorb

5,595 posts

235 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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All joking and ranting aside if this is the 3rd failure due to RROD I would suggest rather than contacting the normal customer services you ring MS HQ and ask to speak to either the UK or European CEO.

Calmly (I know its difficult) express your disappointment that despite supporting the Xbox product and being an active paid member of XBlive, since the release of the 360, that after your 3rd failure you are seriously questioning your choice of brand.......lay it on really thick on the fact you love the product, games, community etc, but after this failure (in the middle of a championship race on Forza) you are seriously considering alternative platforms.

As I say make sure you communicate this to the CEO, its worth a shot and you never know what may wing its way to you (nice new elite)

*JH*

334 posts

210 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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ih8thisname said:
Stupid arse blasting fking wking piece of . rage

I think you can guess what's just happened...

fking ing piss stain of an excuse for "premium gaming".

shootcurse
meh come back when your up to my level, RROD number 4 just went off to Germany... and that was an Elite!

ih8thisname

Original Poster:

2,699 posts

229 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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sidaorb said:
All joking and ranting aside if this is the 3rd failure due to RROD I would suggest rather than contacting the normal customer services you ring MS HQ and ask to speak to either the UK or European CEO.
Now there's an idea...

Anybody got a contact number I could try?

sidaorb

5,595 posts

235 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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Could try 0870 60 10 100 which I think is the main office at Reading. Think there is an option 'if you know the person you wish to speak to' give that a go.

Muz_Wez

1,399 posts

231 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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And just as the PH crew are back to full strength as I've just got mine back!

Unlucky mate, but the turnaround for mine was 1½ weeks, so fingers x'd you'll be on-line soon.

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

237 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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Unlucky buddy, I've a spare Xbox but you're a million miles away so, err tough biggrin

ih8thisname

Original Poster:

2,699 posts

229 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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sidaorb said:
Could try 0870 60 10 100 which I think is the main office at Reading. Think there is an option 'if you know the person you wish to speak to' give that a go.
Cheers buddy, I'll give them a ring when I get home. thumbup

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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R360 said:
r half of your daughters mobile bill and has promised that next month he will not be texting her as much!
hehe

You son of a bh! wink

Unlucky Nick! frown
Out of interest, how did the brick-throwing at Xbox bit go, with regard to solving the RROD? wink

ih8thisname

Original Poster:

2,699 posts

229 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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LukeBird said:
R360 said:
r half of your daughters mobile bill and has promised that next month he will not be texting her as much!
hehe

You son of a bh! wink

Unlucky Nick! frown
Out of interest, how did the brick-throwing at Xbox bit go, with regard to solving the RROD? wink
Raz, you bd....hehe

It wasn't supposed to fix the RROD, was it? wink

R360

4,504 posts

235 months

Friday 1st May 2009
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ih8thisname said:
LukeBird said:
R360 said:
r half of your daughters mobile bill and has promised that next month he will not be texting her as much!
hehe

You son of a bh! wink

Unlucky Nick! frown
Out of interest, how did the brick-throwing at Xbox bit go, with regard to solving the RROD? wink
Raz, you bd....hehe

It wasn't supposed to fix the RROD, was it? wink
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Thanks!
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