There was a Bear on my tube the other day

[Hoppy2008]

Well, that's the best way I can describe it.
It was a guide dog for a man, but it was unlike any guide dog I have ever seen.
It really did look like a small bear, really, really fuzzy.
Does anyone know what it was?
And should I have killed it?

[him_over_there]

Hoppy2008 said:

And should I have killed it?

Almost certainly yes.

[fido]

Paddington?

[Chuffer]

Newfoundland maybe?



ETA: Damn, I knew I should have come up with a comedy answer!

Edited by Chuffer on Thursday 9th April 14:31

[captainzep]

On the left.

Was it Bungle?



He provides security for Rod, Jane and Freddy. -Incidentally, their new band is called 'Spitroast' for some reason.

Edited by captainzep on Thursday 9th April 14:31

[shirt]

this one?



or more seriously, a stzu/bichon cross

[Owain]

Sounds like a chow chow! Didn't know they used them as guide dogs though

[FTJoe]

I believe it was one of these you are describing

Edited by FTJoe on Thursday 9th April 14:33

Edited by FTJoe on Thursday 9th April 14:39

[DrTre]

Was it Muffet?

[chunkymonkey71]

Wasn't just a really big guinea pig then???

[Chuffer]

[G'kar]

OP said:

There was a Bear on my tube the other day

I'm pretty sure that's both illegal and against the word of God.

[MikeA3]

I'm sure it's been written about in the london paper before - North london if my memory serves (which it may not).

In the picture they posted, I remember it looked bloody massive.

[simonparky]

FTJoe said:

I believe it was one of these you are describing

Edited by FTJoe on Thursday 9th April 14:33

Edited by FTJoe on Thursday 9th April 14:39

he said it looked like a bear not a panda

[Chuffer]

Was it Rufus the Pyrenean mountain dog?

[Simpo Two]

simonparky said:

he said it looked like a bear not a panda

Isn't a panda a kind of bear?



Maybe he saw a guidebear.

[captainzep]

Simpo Two said:

simonparky said:

he said it looked like a bear not a panda

Isn't a panda a kind of bear?



Maybe he saw a guidebear.

No. Related to the badger genus.

Darwin noted they both love mashed potato.

[DrTre]

captainzep said:

Darwin noted they both love mashed potato.

Why should Darwin get the credit? Everybody knows that.

[chunkymonkey71]

captainzep said:

Simpo Two said:

simonparky said:

he said it looked like a bear not a panda

Isn't a panda a kind of bear?



Maybe he saw a guidebear.

No. Related to the badger genus.

Darwin noted they both love mashed potato.

Apparently, they make them into shapes and eat them every day...

Often hang about with skinny blokes who look a bit dodgy and seem to be into fisting animals...

[Engineer1]

chunkymonkey71 said:

captainzep said:

Simpo Two said:

simonparky said:

he said it looked like a bear not a panda

Isn't a panda a kind of bear?



Maybe he saw a guidebear.

No. Related to the badger genus.

Darwin noted they both love mashed potato.

Apparently, they make them into shapes and eat them every day...

Often hang about with skinny blokes who look a bit dodgy and seem to be into fisting animals...

Comedy genius

Edited by Engineer1 on Thursday 9th April 15:19