I'm in the **** again

[The Stuntman *]

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit to help the bouy ?

Edited by The Stuntman * on Sunday 5th April 01:40

[pacey_sot]

Just don't piss in the kettle and all might be okay...

[Freddie von Rost]

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

[sstein]

I have nothing to add.

This is just pointless post count increasing..



-

Stuart

[SellerOfSin]

Not come home pissed beyond spelling?

[sstein]

911motorsport said:

Freddie von Rost said:

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

Eyeve only had a couple but I tghink th ebaer was off

What is a LAMBDA exam anyway ?

[rockinatmidnight]

Priceless! Will his wife be back on to comment again?!

Stay away from the kettle.....try the toaster mate!

[Sheets Tabuer]

sstein said:

911motorsport said:

Freddie von Rost said:

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

Eyeve only had a couple but I tghink th ebaer was off

What is a LAMBDA exam anyway ?

It's am exam for one of those kids you want to punch you see on the BBC

[sstein]

Sheets Tabuer said:

sstein said:

911motorsport said:

Freddie von Rost said:

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

Eyeve only had a couple but I tghink th ebaer was off

What is a LAMBDA exam anyway ?

It's am exam for one of those kids you want to punch you see on the BBC

Oh

Can you think of anyone on the BBC you don't want to punch ?

[Sheets Tabuer]

When I'm this drunk I wake up with ugly birds

[Freddie von Rost]

911motorsport said:

Freddie von Rost said:

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

Eyeve only had a couple but I tghink th ebaer was off

Oh look. Little piggies. Flying past your window.

Get to bed, set the alarm for 6.30. Get up, shower, ignore hangover, make breakfast for everybody, get grovelling, get your "buoy" to his exam, wait for him finish which gives the opportunity of buying a seriously large bunch of flowers for the missus, grovel some more, take aforementioned two parties to a fk off luncheon, come home, get your missus to put her feet up whilst you look after her. Maybe some Belgian chocolates?

Oh yes, and before I forget. Grow a pair. Real men do not hide from their responsibilities. It is the sign of a loser.

HTH.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Freddie von Rost said:

911motorsport said:

Freddie von Rost said:

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

Eyeve only had a couple but I tghink th ebaer was off

Oh look. Little piggies. Flying past your window.

Get to bed, set the alarm for 6.30. Get up, shower, ignore hangover, make breakfast for everybody, get grovelling, get your "buoy" to his exam, wait for him finish which gives the opportunity of buying a seriously large bunch of flowers for the missus, grovel some more, take aforementioned two parties to a fk off luncheon, come home, get your missus to put her feet up whilst you look after her. Maybe some Belgian chocolates?

Oh yes, and before I forget. Grow a pair. Real men do not hide from their responsibilities. It is the sign of a loser.

HTH.

Real men don't buy flowers when they have had a few, do you really buy flowers every time you have more than 2 pints?

[sassthathoopie]

rockinatmidnight said:

Priceless! Will his wife be back on to comment again?!

Stay away from the kettle.....try the toaster mate!

But make sure you unplug the toaster first - We need to hear about tomorrow's aftermath

[Freddie von Rost]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Freddie von Rost said:

911motorsport said:

Freddie von Rost said:

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

Eyeve only had a couple but I tghink th ebaer was off

Oh look. Little piggies. Flying past your window.

Get to bed, set the alarm for 6.30. Get up, shower, ignore hangover, make breakfast for everybody, get grovelling, get your "buoy" to his exam, wait for him finish which gives the opportunity of buying a seriously large bunch of flowers for the missus, grovel some more, take aforementioned two parties to a fk off luncheon, come home, get your missus to put her feet up whilst you look after her. Maybe some Belgian chocolates?

Oh yes, and before I forget. Grow a pair. Real men do not hide from their responsibilities. It is the sign of a loser.

HTH.

Real men don't buy flowers when they have had a few, do you really buy flowers every time you have more than 2 pints?

Only when I really fk up. This has nothing to do with just two pints. This is about how you shoulder your responsibilities. Two pints. Gone bad? Bo77ocks. More like: I have been out on the lash and, yes you have guessed it: I am in the st again

The clue is in the last part of the sentence.

[Bushmaster]

Just where have you done this st?

[Uhura_Fighter]

911motorsport said:

He's doing a poem anout sawfish the swordfish. Hes very shy and doinmg this in front of people is a big thing. Hes bean building up to it to weeks . i feel i've let him down

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:55

Nah show him this thread in the morning, he will understand then.

[wiffmaster]

If at first you don't succeed...



...Just thought I'd screen cap that...so you can't delete the post in the morning.

[mybrainhurts]

911motorsport said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

When I'm this drunk I wake up with ugly birds

Im not drunk just a bit mary

This Mary bit...is she fit?

[rockinatmidnight]

sassthathoopie said:

rockinatmidnight said:

Priceless! Will his wife be back on to comment again?!

Stay away from the kettle.....try the toaster mate!

But make sure you unplug the toaster first - We need to hear about tomorrow's aftermath

Na don't unplug it. He needs to teach himself a lesson, wise up, don't get dunk and come on pistonheads!!

[mybrainhurts]

911motorsport said:

sstein said:

911motorsport said:

Freddie von Rost said:

The Stuntman * said:

911motorsport said:

I've just arrived home, three sts to the wind. I harve already bean told to get to sleep and I no I have grt to attend an exszam tomorrow for my litle bouy doing his LAMBDA exam. What can I do to help

Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 5th April 01:37

Take a night course in English lit ?

Stop getting tanked up the night before?

Eyeve only had a couple but I tghink th ebaer was off

What is a LAMBDA exam anyway ?

london academy of performing art

ists

No, it's an oxygen sensor, drunken fool....