How to worry an S owner......

[Longers]

....pull up behind him on the A47 in your daily transport like I did this morning and flash/wave to compliment them on their car. I received a shrug as if to say what is the problem, but that was before I pulled alongside and Dave M realised it was me

Dave, 2 points,
1. You really didn't smell very good when accelerating away from the Duddington roundabout. Dunno if it was oil or just running a bit rich....?
2. Is your bootlid stuck? It was sunny, 9 degrees and your roof was on!!

See you soon mate,
Longers

[Andy Nelson]

Or another way

Get a text message from your wife saying the next door neighbour has rung to say the garage has been broken into and the TVR (less than 1 week in my ownership) has gone. Which car have I taken to work?

Blind panic ensues and the bloody pressure rises........ Make phone call to wife who leads me on for 5 mins then starts laughing and asks me which day it is!!

Kippered hook line and sinker fell for it in a big way. Beware of SWMBO who is feeling a little neglegted after the arrival of a new toy! Of to sit in a corner and calm down whilst wondering how I managed to fall for it in such a big way!

[Dave_M]

Nice one Andy!

Ian, I noticed quickly considering it was morning
But maybe I need glasses (note to self: must go to SCH09 then)nearly took the roof off yesterday

It was good to see you today, am a little jaded and it cheered me up

[Barkychoc]

Longers said:

Dave,
You really didn't smell very good.

See you soon mate,
Longers

Tell us what you were really trying to say Longers