Wilkinson Sword for Women - WTF?

[JerseyS2000]

Morning all.

Whilst perusing the usual rubbish that passes for television last night, I saw a new advert for Wilkinson Sword razors for women. Wouldn't normally pay attention except to see if the birds are fit.

Said advert featured the usual carefree, attractive ladies flouncing around town, past small trees and bushes that mysteriously pruned themselves into geometric shapes as they passed. The perverted part of my brain was already in Beavis and Butthead mode thinking "hehe bush trimming hehe."

However, the ad finishes by introducing the new ladyshave-type thingie with built-in bikini line trimmer!

What's next after a leg de-fuzzer with minge tidier on tea-time telly???

Answers on a postcard please.

Yours

Glad he's not the only pervert around these parts, Jersey.

[Ewan S]

I saw this too and was confused as to what it was for until the end - as you say a bit confusing for something thats on during the day. I saw in the adverts in between bits of Smallville on Sunday.

Can't help but think "rar" though!

[ph1l5]

JerseyS2000 said:

Morning all.

Whilst perusing the usual rubbish that passes for television last night, I saw a new advert for Wilkinson Sword razors for women. Wouldn't normally pay attention except to see if the birds are fit.

Said advert featured the usual carefree, attractive ladies flouncing around town, past small trees and bushes that mysteriously pruned themselves into geometric shapes as they passed. The perverted part of my brain was already in Beavis and Butthead mode thinking "hehe bush trimming hehe."

However, the ad finishes by introducing the new ladyshave-type thingie with built-in bikini line trimmer!

What's next after a leg de-fuzzer with minge tidier on tea-time telly???

Answers on a postcard please.

Yours

Glad he's not the only pervert around these parts, Jersey.

No plans yet for the future razor, but keep your ideas coming.

[ph1l5]

http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/women/mowlawn

[s3fella]

JerseyS2000 said:

Morning all.

Whilst perusing the usual rubbish that passes for television last night, I saw a new advert for Wilkinson Sword razors for women. Wouldn't normally pay attention except to see if the birds are fit.

Said advert featured the usual carefree, attractive ladies flouncing around town, past small trees and bushes that mysteriously pruned themselves into geometric shapes as they passed. The perverted part of my brain was already in Beavis and Butthead mode thinking "hehe bush trimming hehe."

However, the ad finishes by introducing the new ladyshave-type thingie with built-in bikini line trimmer!

What's next after a leg de-fuzzer with minge tidier on tea-time telly???

Answers on a postcard please.

Yours

Glad he's not the only pervert around these parts, Jersey.

I saw this the other week and rewound it to show the missus!!

I wonder how many versions originally featured one walking past the "boxus" and it morphong into a leafless stick!!

It's actually quite a clever ad!

[SpydieNut]

i also thought the underlying message was 'trim your bush'

one morphed into a neat landing strip and the rest into nice triangles.

very clever and not alltogether unarousing

[randomman]

ph1l5 said:

http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/women/mowlawn

OMFG!

Lol! How can that be for real?

And posted by a guy who's sign in name looks a lot like phallus!

[krallicious]

We do miss out in Britain sometimes. Come to think of it, most of the untamed [Monty Python]shrubbery[/Monty Python] I have encounted has belonged to English girls.

[cv01jw]

ph1l5 said:

http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/women/mowlawn

'...all thats left for me to see are tu-lips on the mound'

Fantasic lyric.

Edited for bad spelling

Edited by cv01jw on Friday 3rd April 13:52

[Don]

ph1l5 said:

http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/women/mowlawn

[G'kar]

cv01jw said:

ph1l5 said:

http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/women/mowlawn

'...all thats left more me to see are tu-lips on the mound'

Fantasic lyric.

Shaved pussy.

Subtle imagery there.

[Mr Whippy]