Tescos V UK government

[thinfourth2]

Our current leaders are basically useless and have taken the country into HUGE debt and are number 1 on the PH hate list

Tescos on the other hand make a huge profit but are about number 2 on the PH hate list


So given the choice between our glorious current leaders or Tescos buying the UK who would you have

[dirty boy]

Oddly, I remember sitting in a share club meeting a few years ago and my cousin saying we should buy heavily into Tesco.

When we quizzed him why, he said "because they're taking over the world"

We've done quite well, and it seems he isn't far wrong

[Plotloss]

It's like asking whether you'd want to be shot or stabbed.

[thinfourth2]

Plotloss said:

It's like asking whether you'd want to be shot or stabbed.

No thats the labour or conservatives poll

[phumy]

How many bags of washed carrots can i get for a fiver from the government then?

Fack all!!

And when will Tescos introduce a medical treatment policy for the under 5's

Never

Get real, theyre not like for like.

[Plotloss]

thinfourth2 said:

Plotloss said:

It's like asking whether you'd want to be shot or stabbed.

No thats the labour or conservatives poll

Nothing could be further from the truth actually.

That's like asking if you'd rather be condemned to a life enslaved by taxation and regulation or not.

[minimatt1967]

This one is a difficult decision, one is an underhand, money stealing, slave driving, bullstting hate inducing organisation and the other is Tesco which is virtually the same!

[thinfourth2]

phumy said:

How many bags of washed carrots can i get for a fiver from the government then?

Fack all!!

What a nice analogy

As i am sure if the government where in the business of buying carrots and i am sure they are somewhere i bet they pay ALOT more per carrot then tescos

phumy said:

Get real, theyre not like for like.

And maybe thats why I'd rather have tescos running the country then politicians

Tescos might even outsource our unemployables to india

[mechsympathy]

At least Tesco are honest about what they're after.

[sadako]

phumy said:

How many bags of washed carrots can i get for a fiver from the government then?

Fack all!!

And when will Tescos introduce a medical treatment policy for the under 5's

Never

Get real, theyre not like for like.

I thought Tesco were selling private healthcare now...

[Dyl]

Tesco pay me. UK Govt takes money from me. Who do you think wins?

Edited by Dyl on Thursday 19th March 08:05

[black1]

they are all s !

[Jasandjules]

Buying the UK?

Probably Tesco then. They seem able to run a business and don't p**s money away in the same way.

[phumy]

sadako said:

phumy said:

How many bags of washed carrots can i get for a fiver from the government then?

Fack all!!

And when will Tescos introduce a medical treatment policy for the under 5's

Never

Get real, theyre not like for like.

I thought Tesco were selling private healthcare now...

Selling insurance and writing Policy is completely different, well it is my mind anyway,

[Somewhatfoolish]

much rather have Tesco in charge. No contest actually.

[carinatauk]

Have any of you dealt directly with Tesco? They would rape you more than the government. they are professionals, the men in suits aren't!

Edited by carinatauk on Thursday 19th March 08:49

Edited by carinatauk on Thursday 19th March 08:52

[garycat]

Tescos. I reckon we already get "Value" brand services from this government. Maybe I'd pay a little extra for a "Finest" police force or armed services.

[ipitythefool]

There's a Tesco near me.

Can't say I've ever heard of Tescos though.

[Somewhatfoolish]

carinatauk said:

Have any of you dealt directly with Tesco? They would rape you more than the government. they are professionals, the men in suits aren't!

Edited by carinatauk on Thursday 19th March 08:49

Edited by carinatauk on Thursday 19th March 08:52

They rape their suppliers and pamper their customers.

Much better than the government who pamper their suppliers and rape their customers.

[shirt]

tesco. at least they give me something useful in return for emptying my wallet and i have a choice in the matter.