Quote of the weekend

Quote of the weekend

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size13

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2,032 posts

264 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Besides DeR's speech!

Sat between ScoobyZoom and Mrs Goodlife on the poor side of table 16 opposite Joust & Nick and Goodlife and Mrs G.

Mrs G asks: "So do have Nobles too?"
Me: "No, we're poor!"
Mrs G: "Oh you have porsche's"
Me & ScoobyZoom: "NO, WE'RE POOR!"



that's why I asked Scoobs

Hi Joust & Nick and Mr & Mrs G
Joust - that is one loud whistle you've got there!

>>> Edited by size13 on Monday 10th November 16:17

lotusnobles

731 posts

259 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Classic......

size13

Original Poster:

2,032 posts

264 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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It sounds like she was calling porsche owners poor, but really I think she thought I said porsche. Makes it sound bad the way it is though!

ScoobyZoom

6,578 posts

255 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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size13 said:
Hi Joust & Nick and Mr & Mrs G
Joust - that is one loud whistle you've got there!

>>> Edited by size13 on Monday 10th November 16:17


my ears are still ringing....

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

265 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Whilst ordering some food at lunchtime, the bar Manager replies...

"Food is on hold at the moment, as the chef is stressed'


size13

Original Poster:

2,032 posts

264 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Not as bad as: "Sorry, the bar's just closed"

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

268 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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I was attributed with quote of the weekend the comments went

LOL brilliant, that must be quote of the weekend

Unfortunately I can't remember who I was talking to, or indeed what I said

DustyC

12,820 posts

261 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Mrs Fish said:
Whilst ordering some food at lunchtime, the bar Manager replies...

"Food is on hold at the moment, as the chef is stressed'






I was there for that. i asked him if I had checked in to Faulty Towers!
Fish was getting most upset at the delay of his burger, especially as my sarnies came out first!

Podie

46,645 posts

282 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Mrs Fish said:
Whilst ordering some food at lunchtime, the bar Manager replies...

"Food is on hold at the moment, as the chef is stressed'




but it was Fish who got all upset...

ScoobyZoom

6,578 posts

255 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Dont know who it was but i was at the bar ordering and the bit miserable foreign dude with the dark hair served some guy. As he got his change he said:

thirsty PH'er said:

bloody hell "THE ONE" just served me


I looked at his badge.


"Neo"




made me laugh

Psychobert

6,316 posts

263 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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I'm just going for a lie down, be back shortly..

I think I'd have said something like that anyway.. Can't remember saying much after about 4 it has to be said..

burriana500

16,556 posts

261 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Mungo
Hmm, if I'm not too drunk by the end of the night my luck might just be in...

(10 minutes later)
"Mungo?... has anybody seen Mungo??"



size13

Original Poster:

2,032 posts

264 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Sunday morning...

Everybody: "You disapeared early last night Mungo, did you get up to anything?"
Mungo: "They're all watching the rugby in the other bar"

pikey

7,702 posts

291 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Psychobert said:
I'm just going for a lie down, be back shortly..

I think I'd have said something like that anyway.. Can't remember saying much after about 4 it has to be said..


You didn't want to mate

c3 gtk

896 posts

262 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Tony_996_hasgone said at about half ten.
"I'm just going to change this shirt"
Next seen in the bar at half time during the England Wales game next morning

joust

14,622 posts

266 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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size13 said:
Hi Joust & Nick and Mr & Mrs G
Joust - that is one loud whistle you've got there!
Hi back. We really enjoyed our table Strange things is I don't really remember much after leaving the table around 11:30pm.......

The whistle is easy to learn I thought me and Danny got quite a good set of harmonics as well!

J

joust

14,622 posts

266 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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Incorrigible said:
Unfortunately I can't remember who I was talking to, or indeed what I said
Snap - I can't remember a thing after about 11:30 (although a bow tie, the gents loo, Nick, and Iguana's misses is coming back to me )

J

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

265 months

Monday 10th November 2003
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It seems a lot of us have selected memory from the evening

goodlife

1,852 posts

266 months

Tuesday 11th November 2003
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size13 said:
Sat between ScoobyZoom and Mrs Goodlife on the poor side of table 16 opposite Joust & Nick and Goodlife and Mrs G.

Mrs G asks: "So do have Nobles too?"
Me: "No, we're poor!"
Mrs G: "Oh you have porsche's"
Me & ScoobyZoom: "NO, WE'RE POOR!"


Mrs Goodlife would like to point out that she thought you said Porsche, not Poor. However her recollection of anything past 10.00pm is a little hazy, so this is probably b0llox and she REALLY thought that poor people drove Porsches.

ScoobyZoom

6,578 posts

255 months

Tuesday 11th November 2003
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goodlife.... mail you have...