Post about sneezing for a Saturday pm

[The Hypno-Toad]

I know when I sneeze, I SNEEZE. The full "ACHOO!" And so do all my mates.

But all the women I know just seem to go "achoo!" in such a way that you'd hardly notice.

Does anyone seen a woman really give the big one when they sneeze or are the girls I hang out with just, for want of a better word, odd?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Most women I know don't even do tha achoo it's more like "Ah-nee" or "ah-eet"

[Austin.J]

fking hate people who do that whole long high pitched squeel at the end of sneezes makes me want to rip off there little basterding heads, drives me fking mad.

Also women do st sneezes. (mostly) if it doesn't throw you back when you do it, whats the point.

Edited by Austin.J on Saturday 14th March 14:16

[cazzer]

My wife sneezes properly.....not a bloke sneeze but a ladylike version of.
She does have two mates that both have some wierd woman sneeze.
Aaa...gnng...gnnng....gnnngn....gnnngg....gnnng....gnnng

The gnng is some sort of odd glottal stop that never actually reaches their nose and repeats about 15 times.

[NDA]

My mrs sneezes like a feckin horse. It winds me up - I'd rather have the girlie version.

[Nobody You Know]

Nothing wrong with a ladylike high pitched sneeze from the fairer sex. Better that than a sneeze like mine....


"AAAAHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo Argh jesus chist my chest hurts, oh man I need a tissue, fk it i'll wipe it on my jeans"