Catching someone doing something they shouldn't

[evoesque]

Walking to the lift at work today as the doors shut. Pressed the button and the doors re-opened to reveal a women with her hand down her top adjusting her waps. Face was a picture as the doors opened to reveal me stood there watching her rummage around her bra.

On a less savoury note I also caught some old bloke, face up agaist the mirror in the lift squeezing a spot. He also looked a little sheepish.

Also remember a story of a friends dad who was a trucker. Trundling down a motorway when a topless MX5 drives pass with girls head in blokes lap. A short blast on the horn apparently 'woke her from her slumber'.

Ever caught anyone doing something they shouldn't?

[mybrainhurts]

Yes...Gordon Brown, running the economy

[Jasandjules]

mybrainhurts said:

Yes...Gordon Brown, ruining the economy

EFA

[Auditdi]

mybrainhurts said:

Yes...Gordon Brown, running the economy

[Burnham]

well, thats this thread tied up..I think we have a winner already!

[OllieWinchester]

Not a person, but sometimes if I sneak up quietly I will catch my Jack Russel mounting my retrievers head and trying to face fk him. Then he catches sight of me, quietly dismounts and walks slowly back to his own bed with his ears down and his tail between his legs, and a look of shame.

[mybrainhurts]

OllieWinchester said:

Not a person, but sometimes if I sneak up quietly I will catch my Jack Russel mounting my retrievers head and trying to face fk him. Then he catches sight of me, quietly dismounts and walks slowly back to his own bed with his ears down and his tail between his legs, and a look of shame.

What..? Is he used to you taking over....?

[OllieWinchester]

He knows better than to step on my toes, if you know what I mean.

[SellerOfSin]

I've caught my boss sleeping at his desk after a late night of drinking.

[Bonnie and Clyde]

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

[andy400]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

Hope you left him a cup of tea.........

[The Moose]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

[Bonnie and Clyde]

andy400 said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

Hope you left him a cup of tea.........

yup. You have to look after your old man, as he was looking after his old man

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Friday 13th March 00:23

[vinnie83]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

now thats funny!

even funnier when he reads that you told everyone!

[Bonnie and Clyde]

vinnie83 said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

now thats funny!

even funnier when he reads that you told everyone!

I aint that daft. "he" was an ex from about fifteen years ago

[FarleyRusk]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

Did you leave a cup of tea next to him and sneak away without him noticing??

[M@T.R]

I was on a busy train to South Wales when A woman opened the door on the train toilet to the embarressment of the man incide who forgot to lock the door. All very embarrasing... Even more so because he was standing over the sink at the time having a wk.

[skylinecrazy]

mybrainhurts said:

OllieWinchester said:

Not a person, but sometimes if I sneak up quietly I will catch my Jack Russel mounting my retrievers head and trying to face fk him. Then he catches sight of me, quietly dismounts and walks slowly back to his own bed with his ears down and his tail between his legs, and a look of shame.

What..? Is he used to you taking over....?

[thehawk]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

Not really. This thread is about people doing something they shouldn't

[Bonnie and Clyde]

thehawk said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I had a night out with the girls (colleagues i worked with at debenhams) We all decided to come back to my house early for a few more drinks. I walked in and called my OH to let him know we were here. No reply from him so we went into the kitchen to pour the drinks. We then thought we'd retire to the comfort of the lounge only to find my OH masturbating furiously whilst watching porn with his head phones on. He was totally naked.
I felt a bit of embarrassment at work the next day
Does that count?

Not really. This thread is about people doing something they shouldn't

Thats right, he should never have been wearing headphones

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Friday 13th March 07:21