It was only horse-play

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audidoody

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8,598 posts

271 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Horse bites off man's testicle, spits it out

NEW 8:57AM Friday Mar 13, 2009
An Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles.

The 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Sulawesi earlier this week when the attack occurred, Indonesia's state-run news agency Antara reported.A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.
Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.
"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.
"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."
It was not know whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.
The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.


LET THE ONE-LINER'S COMMENCE ...

Edited by audidoody on Thursday 12th March 21:39

Rotary Madness

2,285 posts

201 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Bet it was a ballache to sew back on hehe

Sorry its the best i could do on short notice frown

skip_1

3,496 posts

205 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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The horse was trained to do what now?

stifler

37,069 posts

203 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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From a state controlled news agency? The story is probably a load of bks.

Boom boom tish.

Dogwatch

6,327 posts

237 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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If he had the normal allowance there would still have been one left (or maybe the right? wink) that's enough isn't it?

Chance to use this sperm

Jasandjules

71,099 posts

244 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Wow, that horse went nuts.

robinhood21

30,929 posts

247 months

Thursday 12th March 2009
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Ah, this will be the brother of One Hung Low. His name is Only One Hung Low. Well, that's it in a nut-shell!