Cut off my arm, what should I do?

[thegman]

Had a bit of an accident and cut off my arm. Typing is difficult and keyboard is bloody. Tried to phone NHS direct, but couldn't dial and hold phone at same time. Advice please.

Edited by thegman on Friday 12th December 17:23

[Cara Van Man]

Not so bad that you didn't manage to edit your typing fk up

2/10

[johnfm]

I'd recommend BUPA, but it costs an arm and a leg.

[J-Tuner]

Try pressing ctrl alt delete.

[Big Al.]

Needle and thread,

HTH