Lets cut to the chase.......i have drunk too much at lunch

[Emsman]

Oh jesus.

A good le mans frien has returend from work abroad, and we have been for a pint.

i have had far too much.

The house is a mess, we have no dinner on the go, my beloved (and i do mean beloved, i adore her) is home shortly.

Do I:

a/. burn the house down
b/. go out
c/. fake sleep.


The st is going to hit the fan, please help.


Mind you, inpromptu sessions are still the best, unlike the arse mess that is new years eve.

[L100NYY]

Coffee. Strong, strong coffee. Oh and eat something. Anything.

[Vixpy1]

pass out

[MonkeyBusiness]

Drink through it.

[garycat]

No dinner? There's only one thing for it then.. take her up the oxo tower!

[Emsman]

st,


No food in the house, if there is i cant find it.

Passing out not going to work i dont think- she has just phoned.

Pub not open all day, lest i wold be ther now.

Anyone in MK up for kipnapping me?

Will pay ransom in beer.


Goodbye cruel world

[LadyHayles]

When she gets home tell her that you want to go out to eat tonight because you've had a good day catching up with an old friend and you want to take her out so she's in a great mood too after a hard day at work. Or words to that effect.

If you make her think she's getting a well earned treat she'll love it - and you!

ETA - I'm in MK and will be leaving work soon, I can arrange a kidnapping if you like?

Edited by LadyHayles on Thursday 11th December 17:43

[TonupS2]

Strip naked, put a rose between your bum cheeks and wait for her in the porch.

[ettore]

Confess, look doleful and contrite, order takeaway.

Take it like a man.

[Vixpy1]

TonupS2 said:

Strip naked, put a rose between your bum cheeks and wait for her in the porch.

Then fart

[Fruitcake]

TonupS2 said:

Strip naked, put a rose between your bum cheeks and wait for her in the porch.

'Tis the only way.

[Incorrigible]

How can she be your beloved if she doens't understand that you've just got a bit tipsy with your mate

IMHO she should be getting the dinner on (not without a little tutting of course) and you should be free to make it up to her anytime in the next 24 hours (or week in my case)

[DrTre]

TonupS2 said:

Strip naked, put a rose between your bum cheeks and wait for her in the porch.

It's spelt "Porsche"

Edited by DrTre on Thursday 11th December 17:44

[_Batty_]

st in the microwave, piss in the kettle, wk off over her mums pics, then vomit in the bed.

there will be so many things to be cross about she'll pass out, leaving you plenty of time to return to the pub

[Caruso]

Emsman said:

The house is a mess, we have no dinner on the go

This is not your fault, and in fact is already reason to put her on the back foot. I would open with this when she arrives home and tough it out.

[TIGA84]

Order takeaway now, but order an extra couple of dishes you can eat now, open a bottle of wine, drink a glass, and try and style it out as best you can, ie - double any amount you give her on top-ups etc.

Good luck skipper.

eta - just how much have you had to drink. Kipnapping? look at how far away your d is from the p.......

Edited by TIGA84 on Thursday 11th December 17:48

[trampagne]

Vixpy1 said:

TonupS2 said:

Strip naked, put a rose between your bum cheeks and wait for her in the porch.

Then fart

follow this up by turning around and doing an impression of a propeller and she'll be mightily impressed.

[Mr Trophy]

What's wrong with having a drink, are you not allowed to enjoy yourself?

[Vixpy1]

trampagne said:

Vixpy1 said:

TonupS2 said:

Strip naked, put a rose between your bum cheeks and wait for her in the porch.

Then fart

follow this up by turning around and doing an impression of a propeller and she'll be mightily impressed.

Then go and retrieve the rose from the house opposite

[Dan7357]

garycat said:

There's only one thing for it then.. take her up the oxo tower!