Global warming! Worse that we thought.
Global warming! Worse that we thought.
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colonel c

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8,053 posts

268 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Just when you thought it was safe to start the car.

The Independent said:
Global warming is for ever, some of the world's top climate scientists have concluded. Their research shows that carbon dioxide emitted from today's homes, cars and factories will continue to heat up the planet for hundreds of thousands of years.
Their findings – which contradict a widespread belief that the atmosphere would recover quickly once humanity stopped polluting it – come at the beginning of the most crucial week for the climate this year. Tomorrow Britain's powerful Climate Change Committee will lay out a road map to put the country on track to slash its greenhouse gas emissions by 80 per cent by 2050. At the same time, the world's governments will meet in Poznan, in Poland, to try to set the world on the path to agreeing a new international treaty next year, billed as the last chance to keep global warming to tolerable levels.
The new research will add to the pressure on ministers at home and abroad to take radical steps. And it will add urgency to attempts to find ways of removing excess carbon dioxide already in the atmosphere, as well as trying to prevent further emissions.
It comes as a shock because most governments, and even many scientists, have assumed that carbon dioxide emissions would work their way out of the atmosphere in about a century, enabling it to clean itself fairly rapidly once the world switched to clean sources of energy.
But one of the main researchers – Professor David Archer of Chicago University – warns that "the climatic impacts of releasing fossil fuel carbon dioxide into the atmosphere will last longer than Stonehenge, longer than time capsules, far longer than the age of human civilisation so far. Ultimate recovery takes place on timescales of hundreds of thousands of years, a geologic longevity typically associated in public perceptions with nuclear waste."
Carbon dioxide mainly leaves the atmosphere by being soaked up by the oceans, but Professor Archer says that "the pervasive notion in the climate science community and in the public at large" that this happens relatively quickly is no longer valid. He and other leading scientists spell out why in a paper to be published in the journal Annual Reviews of Earth and Planetary Sciences.
"The ocean is getting fed up with absorbing our CO2," he says. The surface waters, about 100 metres deep, which used to sop up the gas quite fast, are now getting saturated with it – turning acid in the process – and so decreasing their uptake. They need to be replaced with fresh water from deep down, but this overturning circulation "takes centuries or a millennium". And global warming is expected to slow this down: the hotter the surface layer becomes, the longer the replenishment takes.
Indeed, the forthcoming paper will add, research shows that even this renewing process will not be enough to remove all the vast amounts of carbon dioxide that humanity is now adding to the atmosphere. Much of it will have to wait hundreds of thousands of years before being removed by another, infinitely slower, process: the natural weathering of rocks, which incorporates the gas into other substances. And the more pollution that is emitted now, the worse this will become.
Research by another of the paper's authors, Professor Ken Caldeira of the Carnegie Institute for Science, in Stanford, California, adds another alarming twist to the story. He was surprised to find that even after the pollution stops, the Earth's temperature will not start to fall but will settle at a new, higher level.
Professor James Hansen, director of Nasa's Goddard Institute of Space Studies, and perhaps the world's most revered climate scientist, warns that the "long lifetime of carbon dioxide emitted by fossil fuel burning" means that just slowing down emissions is no solution. Instead, he says, some of the fuels must "be left in the ground" for ever, and that the gas must actually be removed from the air.
He proposes removing carbon dioxide by growing trees, which soak it up as they grow, and then burning them to produce electricity and capturing the gas before it is emitted. He also proposes that no more coal-fired power stations be built.
Tomorrow's report by the Climate Change Committee – chaired by Lord Turner, who also heads the Financial Services Authority – is expected to discourage the construction of new coal-fired stations, such as the one proposed for Kingsnorth in Kent.

jamoor

14,506 posts

244 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Carbon fking cycle you s

FunkyNige

9,821 posts

304 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Hansen is the most revered climate scientist?! Sweet Jesus...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Timing is a little slow this time...

It's quite a while since the last Worse Than Previously Thought....

Must try harder, doommongers....smile

ShadownINja

80,060 posts

311 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Well, in that case, fk it. Goes to fire up V8 and listen to it for a while.

No point taxing us, either.

They can now build nuclear power stations, too. Or we could burn ecomentalists and chavs in coal fired ones. jester

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 30th November 16:49

Muze ST

279 posts

220 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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If we had ice, we must have had WATER so its got sooo cold that its formed ice. So wait that ok so yea emm yea Gobal warming my backside

V12Les

3,985 posts

225 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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fking hope so!!...i dont keep fireing up the V12 for fk-all.

Simpo Two

92,757 posts

294 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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NASA? Well he can talk! What's the carbon footprint of all those rockets then, eh, eh?

'Hey, Prof, if you say this (hands sheet of paper) we'll give you some cash. If not we'll kidnap your family...'

A.J.M

8,388 posts

215 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Well my area has this white cold fluffy stuff lying everywhere, so i had to use my 4x4 to get about. Big nasty thing that it is apparently, killing the planet and polar bears and all sorts of other creatures rolleyes

If it floods then i can use the same 4x4 to get about when others cant.

Its also -4, you cant see 50m infront of you for fog and more white fluffy stuff is due to fall in the next few days.

Im going to be fine, the eco-terrorist might not be but fk them! hehe

Simond001

4,519 posts

306 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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We only have Global Warming when they is an abundance of money.

there isnt any money for green taxes, so global warming / climate change etc is on hold.

btw, are the polar ice caps still expanding faster than ever, or is that fact still not a convenient truth!




Jasandjules

72,601 posts

258 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Ah yes, snow in November, damn that Global Warming....

And no mention of Trees and plants which help in some way, if my GCSE Biology was correct.

Simpo Two

92,757 posts

294 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Jasandjules said:
Ah yes, snow in November, damn that Global Warming....

And no mention of Trees and plants which help in some way, if my GCSE Biology was correct.
It was. Plants absorb CO2, turn it into cellulose and give off oxygen. That's how we got any oxygen in the first place. But the greenies don't want to think about that because it's an answer, and they prefer to moan and get taxes raised instead. Their phrase is 'Won't achieve the social change we want'.

ShadownINja

80,060 posts

311 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Can anyone find the article where a scientists admits he only jumped on the CC bandwagon because he would then get all the funding he wanted?

69 coupe

2,459 posts

240 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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A.J.M said:
Well my area has this white cold fluffy stuff lying everywhere, so i had to use my 4x4 to get about. Big nasty thing that it is apparently, killing the planet and polar bears and all sorts of other creatures rolleyes

If it floods then i can use the same 4x4 to get about when others cant.

Its also -4, you cant see 50m infront of you for fog and more white fluffy stuff is due to fall in the next few days.

Im going to be fine, the eco-terrorist might not be but fk them! hehe
Man, I ain't living in Barbados ever! smile

Simpo Two

92,757 posts

294 months

Sunday 30th November 2008
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Acually, I just went to see the North Pole in Google Earth and it's not there...


- has it been coloured in blue by the boys at Google to make us feel guilty?

stew-S160

8,020 posts

267 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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possibly the worst aticle i've ever read.

john_r

8,354 posts

300 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Bring it on, it's fking freezing this morning.

In fact I might pop outside and start my 3 cars to warm everyone up because I'm a caring sort of person...

El Guapo

2,787 posts

219 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Just when you think you've heard everything in the realm of man-made global warming bks, today they were saying on Sky that wood burning stoves are carbon-neutral because "the trees you burn tied up the CO2 from the atmosphere in the first place".
This is fantastic news since the same must be true of coal and oil.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Praise be...we're saved

MonkeyHanger

9,267 posts

271 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Conclusive proof of Global Warming..i saw it with my own eyes.

Here i present the case for the persecution m'lud. A car, killing the planet on Saturday. The eagle-eyed amongst you will notice that the sky is on fire and the raging inferno in the forest and on the hills. Birds were falling from the sky too.

Actually it was fecking freezing...like it always is at this time of year rolleyes