Icy cold water helps pertness...apparently

[Legend83]

There I am, munching away on my tangerine, watching Spooks last night...when I hear an almighty scream coming from the bathroom.

Now I know the missus is having a bath, so I think 'Christ. What has she done?'

Slipped on the soap? Dropped the shower on her head? Caused herself some grievous harm?

So I leg it into the bathroom, nailing my shin on the door in my haste. Expecting the worst, you can imagine my surprise as I find my OH standing up in the bath firing the shower over her breasticles.

I ask what is wrong.

She wails "I'm running icy cold water over my baps!"

"WHY?!"

"According to Boots magazine it firms them and makes them more pert!"

"WTF?!"


Discuss.

[carter711]

Legend83 said:

She wails "I'm running icy cold water over my baps!"

[cocopop]

T'was a good episode last night.

[Neil_H]

Pics of your missus in the shower needed I think.

[anonymous-user]

Legend83 said:

you can imagine my surprise as I find my OH standing up in the bath firing the shower over her breasticles.

I ask what is wrong.

Nothing mate

[rfn]

Legend83 said:

She wails "I'm running icy cold water over my baps!"

Tea Meets Keyboard!

[V8mate]

Neil_H said:

Pics of your missus in the shower needed I think.

[speedy_thrills]

Might be true for a short time but once they warm up they'll become soft again, better to freeze her wonder bra really.

[Legend83]

Neil_H said:

Pics of your missus in the shower needed I think.

Got poked in the eye with a cold nipple so couldn't focus.

[TonyHetherington]

Men have been aware of this for centuries

[shadowninja]

speedy_thrills said:

Might be true for a short time but once they warm up they'll become soft again, better to freeze her wonder bra really.

Indeed. You'd think this kind of thing was obvious. Next Boots recommends recession busting eyeliner tip: get your other half to give you a black eye.

[SleeperCell]

So did it work then?

[Legend83]

SleeperCell said:

So did it work then?

I wasn't allowed to test.

Apparently my hands were 'too warm'.

[tonyvid]

Legend83 said:

SleeperCell said:

So did it work then?

I wasn't allowed to test.

Apparently my hands were 'too warm'.

Oh ooo.

[shadowninja]

Legend83 said:

SleeperCell said:

So did it work then?

I wasn't allowed to test.

Apparently my hands were 'too warm'.

Would it make them crack with the sudden change in temperature?

[Heskey]

Legend83 said:

SleeperCell said:

So did it work then?

I wasn't allowed to test.

Apparently my hands were 'too warm'.

She's not doing it for you, fella!

It's for walking down the highstreet 'n' that!

Edited by Heskey on Tuesday 25th November 15:21

[CosmicMatt]

Legend83 said:

I ask what is wrong.

She wails "I'm running icy cold water over my baps!"

"WHY?!"

"According to Boots magazine it firms them and makes them more pert!"

"WTF?!"


Discuss.

You should have told her that no matter how cold the water is that when they've gone that far South there is no going back...

sorry love; its the physics of gravity!

[jatinder]

shadowninja said:

Legend83 said:

SleeperCell said:

So did it work then?

I wasn't allowed to test.

Apparently my hands were 'too warm'.

Would it make them crack with the sudden change in temperature?

[Legend83]

CosmicMatt said:

Legend83 said:

I ask what is wrong.

She wails "I'm running icy cold water over my baps!"

"WHY?!"

"According to Boots magazine it firms them and makes them more pert!"

"WTF?!"


Discuss.

You should have told her that no matter how cold the water is that when they've gone that far South there is no going back...

sorry love; its the physics of gravity!

Hehe, I did the 'right' thing and told her they could not possibly need any help as they are already like floating canteloups.

Then I closed the door behind me and bashed one out.*




*Not really.

[CosmicMatt]

Legend83 said:

CosmicMatt said:

Legend83 said:

I ask what is wrong.

She wails "I'm running icy cold water over my baps!"

"WHY?!"

"According to Boots magazine it firms them and makes them more pert!"

"WTF?!"


Discuss.

You should have told her that no matter how cold the water is that when they've gone that far South there is no going back...

sorry love; its the physics of gravity!

Hehe, I did the 'right' thing and told her they could not possibly need any help as they are already like floating canteloups.

Then I closed the door behind me and bashed one out.*




*Not really.

Why? Couldn't get it up? I've heard that ice cold water makes things rise...