Uk Militant....
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CivicMan

Original Poster:

2,211 posts

231 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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mark69sheer

3,906 posts

232 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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can I get an R?

MonkeyBusiness

4,243 posts

217 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Why don't they just execute these terrorists when they are caught?
They are not going to change their beliefs and will be back on the terrorist trail when they are released from prison.


ahdguy

279 posts

237 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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"R" Theres an R for you...

Is it just me or are all terrists frickin ugly? You can understand the 73 virgins bit, cos theres no way anything with a pulse would let that near them.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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ahdguy said:
Is it just me or are all terrists frickin ugly?
Yes, it's just you....you ugly git

Edited by mybrainhurts on Saturday 22 November 15:40

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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ahdguy said:
Is it just me or are all terrists frickin ugly? You can understand the 73 virgins bit, cos theres no way anything with a pulse would let that near them.
It's not even virgins in the original text; it's a mis-translation! So, he's in for a surprise.

Anyone else suspect this was some new form of US conk-seeking missile?

satchbot

1,916 posts

226 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Conk-seeking missile? Had to be yes

hehe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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grumbledoak said:
ahdguy said:
Is it just me or are all terrists frickin ugly? You can understand the 73 virgins bit, cos theres no way anything with a pulse would let that near them.
It's not even virgins in the original text; it's a mis-translation! So, he's in for a surprise.
What is it, then?...goats?

sstein

6,249 posts

284 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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mark69sheer said:
can I get an R?
What purpose does this serve?

randomman

2,215 posts

219 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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As rightly pointed out by several comedians the 73 virgins could be virgins for a very good reason! ie 'king ugly.

Either that or they could be gifted with a group of 86 year old nuns.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
What is it, then?...goats?
Sorry, MBH, I've been watching the rugby. frown

Pretty sure in the original the reward was 73 (?) 'white raisins of crystal quality'. Of course, many of these folk cannot read the Koran in the original, if they can even read at all, so they are somewhat at the mercy of translators/Imams.

It's rather like the 'virgin Mary' stuff, 'unmarried woman' would have been just as appropriate a translation, but where's the religeon in that?

Hey-ho. Plus ca change...

Muntu

7,684 posts

229 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Looks like they have got their own website too, the bearded fools.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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rofl

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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grumbledoak said:
mybrainhurts said:
What is it, then?...goats?
Sorry, MBH, I've been watching the rugby. frown

Pretty sure in the original the reward was 73 (?) 'white raisins of crystal quality'. Of course, many of these folk cannot read the Koran in the original, if they can even read at all, so they are somewhat at the mercy of translators/Imams.

It's rather like the 'virgin Mary' stuff, 'unmarried woman' would have been just as appropriate a translation, but where's the religeon in that?

Hey-ho. Plus ca change...
Now, that's what I call justice...rofl

[suicidebomber]White raisons of crystal quality..? WHITE RAISONS OF CRYSTAL QUALITY...? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHAG WHITE RAISONS OF CRYSTAL QUALITY...? GIVE ME GOATS, GOATS...GIVE ME GOATS...[/suicidebomber]

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