Micheal Jackson converts to Islam and changes his name!

[535dman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebri...

[scorp]

What was his PR agent thinking, he's going to get murdered by the US gutter press

[wolves_wanderer]

Must have taken him a while to think of the name

[branflakes]

Shirley becoming a Catholic priest would have been more in his interests?

[10 Pence Short]

Hopefully he'll go the whole hog and suicide bomb Neverland.

[Roo.]

10 Pence Short said:

Hopefully he'll go the whole hog and suicide bomb Neverland.

Except he doesn't own it anymore.

[10 Pence Short]

Roo. said:

10 Pence Short said:

Hopefully he'll go the whole hog and suicide bomb Neverland.

Except he doesn't own it anymore.

Hence why he'd want to bum bomb it, stoopid!

[Hoppy2008]

branflakes said:

Shirley becoming a Catholic priest would have been more in his interests?

[Mattygooner]

Is he still allowed to wear his spangly glove?

[Graham E]

lol, on the never-never land more like. the dodgy baby dangling freak!