The "Let's go jump off of a bridge" thread
The "Let's go jump off of a bridge" thread
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MrVelox

Original Poster:

2,974 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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In an effort to cover all the bases, this thread is much needed.

The Economy is horrible. Soon the £ will buy you only one thin dime, 90% of the workers in the City will be laid off and Labour will be re-elected in a landslide.

Over in America GM, Ford and Chrysler are going out of business, President Obama's new Limo will be a Prius, we're declaring war on Iran, North Korea and Botswana (They looked at us funny) and Disney World is closing.

Better Jump now before the valley below fills up with bodies!

Gun

13,432 posts

248 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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MrVelox said:
In an effort to cover all the bases, this thread is much needed.

The Economy is horrible. Soon the £ will buy you only one thin dime, 90% of the workers in the City will be laid off and Labour will be re-elected in a landslide.

Over in America GM, Ford and Chrysler are going out of business, President Obama's new Limo will be a Prius, we're declaring war on Iran, North Korea and Botswana (They looked at us funny) and Disney World is closing.

Better Jump now before the valley below fills up with bodies!
On the plus side it's nearly Christmas!

posterboy

1,144 posts

223 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Atleast John Sargent will not win strictly come dancingrolleyes

Eddh

4,656 posts

222 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Gun said:
MrVelox said:
In an effort to cover all the bases, this thread is much needed.

The Economy is horrible. Soon the £ will buy you only one thin dime, 90% of the workers in the City will be laid off and Labour will be re-elected in a landslide.

Over in America GM, Ford and Chrysler are going out of business, President Obama's new Limo will be a Prius, we're declaring war on Iran, North Korea and Botswana (They looked at us funny) and Disney World is closing.

Better Jump now before the valley below fills up with bodies!
On the plus side it's nearly Christmas!
The plus side? Christmas is st.

Bah humbug.

PapaBear

14,232 posts

224 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Disney World is closing????

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Gun said:
MrVelox said:
In an effort to cover all the bases, this thread is much needed.

The Economy is horrible. Soon the £ will buy you only one thin dime, 90% of the workers in the City will be laid off and Labour will be re-elected in a landslide.

Over in America GM, Ford and Chrysler are going out of business, President Obama's new Limo will be a Prius, we're declaring war on Iran, North Korea and Botswana (They looked at us funny) and Disney World is closing.

Better Jump now before the valley below fills up with bodies!
On the plus side it's nearly Christmas!
~BLAM!!~

~THUD~

Gun

13,432 posts

248 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Marf said:
Gun said:
MrVelox said:
In an effort to cover all the bases, this thread is much needed.

The Economy is horrible. Soon the £ will buy you only one thin dime, 90% of the workers in the City will be laid off and Labour will be re-elected in a landslide.

Over in America GM, Ford and Chrysler are going out of business, President Obama's new Limo will be a Prius, we're declaring war on Iran, North Korea and Botswana (They looked at us funny) and Disney World is closing.

Better Jump now before the valley below fills up with bodies!
On the plus side it's nearly Christmas!
~BLAM!!~

~THUD~
I love it because I get two weeks off work!

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Gun said:
Marf said:
Gun said:
MrVelox said:
In an effort to cover all the bases, this thread is much needed.

The Economy is horrible. Soon the £ will buy you only one thin dime, 90% of the workers in the City will be laid off and Labour will be re-elected in a landslide.

Over in America GM, Ford and Chrysler are going out of business, President Obama's new Limo will be a Prius, we're declaring war on Iran, North Korea and Botswana (They looked at us funny) and Disney World is closing.

Better Jump now before the valley below fills up with bodies!
On the plus side it's nearly Christmas!
~BLAM!!~

~THUD~
I love it because I get two weeks off work!
So do I, but that comes out of my holiday allowance. Oh well, I suppose I shouldnt complain too much, I do get 30 days holiday biggrin

MrVelox

Original Poster:

2,974 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Forgot to tell you, Santa's sled got repo'd.

Gun

13,432 posts

248 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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MrVelox said:
Forgot to tell you, Santa's sled got repo'd.
cry

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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MrVelox said:
Forgot to tell you, Santa's sled got repo'd.
Silly idiot. He shouldnt have invested in all those Christmas Default Swaps.

getmecoat

MrVelox

Original Poster:

2,974 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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And Rudolph is addicted to crank anyhow.

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I have drinking a lovely hot cup of tea in my office and will be going for nice bike ride later after I finish my work today. Then I'll go down my local for a nice drink and maybe some food.

Tomorrow is Friday.

Oh happy days!

Brought to you by the happy "end of the world is not nigh" team, Dorset division!

MrVelox

Original Poster:

2,974 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Are there no high bridges in Dorset then?

jatinder

1,667 posts

243 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I'm sitting in a job which is supposed to give me some finance experience.

I am getting none.

Plus the I won't be getting paid this week thanks to a cock up.


On the plus sid i will be picking up my de-cat for my integra this saturday

mat205125

17,790 posts

243 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Gun said:
I love it because I get two weeks off work!
I hate it because my forced 2 weeks off work is at the same time that everyone else has 2 weeks off work!

ipwn

2,920 posts

221 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Dont forget to jump with the 1 tonne boulder.

Martin Mac

13,530 posts

245 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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ipwn said:
Dont forget to jump with the 1 tonne boulder.
The 1 tonne boulder is no more. It's several thousand small pebbles now....cry

RIP Bob cry

metro lover

553 posts

217 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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And I've just ran out of ketchup frown

carter711

1,849 posts

228 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Disney World is closing?

I'm sitting at my desk doing a job i have no interest in, but (both a good and bad thing) I've been made redundant and have only 6 days left of it.

On the other hand i am going to RAC with 5 friends for my birthday, and have decided that im going to put the wheels in motion and go to university to study a automotive design and engineering course.

It's not all bad i guess!