Swearing - Tips on Stopping

[superkartracer]

Anyone suffer from this issue? how can i stop. Tips please.

Thanks

SK-R

[Vixpy1]

Just tell yourself to fking stop it.

[Mattygooner]

Wash your mouth out with Soap?

[filski666]

have a kid - makes you think twice before you swear in case they pick it up.

Doesn't work completely, but I think I have toned my language down a bit...well at home anyway.

[wobert]

In our office we have a "profanometer" (a whiteboard with our names on.)

5 Strikes and you bring a packet of bisuits in for the others, another 5 strikes, another packet of biscuits and so on.

Worked initially, but we're now putting on weight, as our biscuit consumption is increasing.

[rude-boy]

Carry a pin around with you at all times and whenever you catch yourself swearing jab it hard into your arm.

I am available to carry out this service for you but the salary is £50kpa + expenses and private healthcare.

[Famous Graham]

rude-boy said:

Carry a pin around with you at all times and whenever you catch yourself swearing jab it hard into your arm.

I am available to carry out this service for you but the salary is £50kpa + expenses and private healthcare.

Problem with that is, I tend to go "oww fk!" whenever someone stabs me with a pin

[Neil_H]

Just tell everyone that you have Tourettes, then you won't have to.

[aclivity]

Make a list of the all of the words you want to stop using.

Stop using all of the words on the list.

I think that covers everything. HTH.

[filski666]

wobert said:

In our office we have a "profanometer" (a whiteboard with our names on.)

5 Strikes and you bring a packet of bisuits in for the others, another 5 strikes, another packet of biscuits and so on.

Worked initially, but we're now putting on weight, as our biscuit consumption is increasing.

yaay hob nobs!
yaay ginger nuts!
yaay fig rolls!

groan, I feel....

[henrycrun]

Imagine that your mother is in the room

[rude-boy]

Famous Graham said:

rude-boy said:

Carry a pin around with you at all times and whenever you catch yourself swearing jab it hard into your arm.

I am available to carry out this service for you but the salary is £50kpa + expenses and private healthcare.

Problem with that is, I tend to go "oww fk!" whenever someone stabs me with a pin

I'd wager you learn to use the word "darn" fairly sfiftly.

[superkartracer]

rude-boy said:

Carry a pin around with you at all times and whenever you catch yourself swearing jab it hard into your arm.

I am available to carry out this service for you but the salary is £50kpa + expenses and private healthcare.

fkme thats steep, i could have an army of tarts sticking things up my arse for that sort of cash..

^^
Have three children, so no cigar.

[filski666]

rude-boy said:

Famous Graham said:

rude-boy said:

Carry a pin around with you at all times and whenever you catch yourself swearing jab it hard into your arm.

I am available to carry out this service for you but the salary is £50kpa + expenses and private healthcare.

Problem with that is, I tend to go "oww fk!" whenever someone stabs me with a pin

I'd wager you learn to use the word "darn" fairly sfiftly.

darn...needle...I see what you did there!!

ETA - bks, it was a pin - doesn't work

Edited by filski666 on Wednesday 19th November 13:26

[Mc Lovin]

Just abbreviate FFS

[Vixpy1]

filski666 said:

yaay hob nobs!
ginger nuts!
fig rolls!

Is this where you tell us about the orgy with the ginger shemale and some fruit?

[rude-boy]

henrycrun said:

Imagine that your mother is in the room

She doesn't understand them anyway half the time. This is the lady who spent a week calling people a silly tt before checking it meant the same thing as twit...

[filski666]

Vixpy1 said:

filski666 said:

yaay hob nobs!
ginger nuts!
fig rolls!

Is this where you tell us about the orgy with the ginger shemale and some fruit?

I don't think I have got time to go into that at the moment - I'll start a new thread at the weekend

[Gun]

I swear a lot more now than I used to but then I worked on and around building sites for 5 years where every other word was either fk or .

[Vixpy1]

filski666 said:

Vixpy1 said:

filski666 said:

yaay hob nobs!
ginger nuts!
fig rolls!

Is this where you tell us about the orgy with the ginger shemale and some fruit?

I don't think I have got time to go into that at the moment - I'll start a new thread at the weekend

I look forward to reading it.