Insult Come backs

[petrol_penelope]

Whe someone insults you such as Knob jocky or soemthing like that whats the best come back you have given???

[Landlord]

"Your face"

[rich1231]

petrol_penelope said:

Whe someone insults you such as Knob jocky or soemthing like that whats the best come back you have given???

If you need help then you shouldnt be playing games with the big boys.

[filski666]

shoot them in the face, then spit on their corpse.

either that or just cry....

Edited by filski666 on Wednesday 19th November 13:05

[Andy Zarse]

F*ck off you red nosed c*nt!

(as said to a circus clown)

Edited by Andy Zarse on Wednesday 19th November 13:06

[VladD]

Why don't you start saving, then you can get yourself a life.

[RemaL]

best to be the bigger person and ignore it. anyone insulting someone like that must be a child

[rude-boy]

RemaL said:

best to be the bigger person and ignore it. anyone insulting someone like that must be a child

Edited by rude-boy on Wednesday 19th November 13:06

[petrol_penelope]

Just so you all know no-one has insulted me i'm just curious??? And i know Curiosity killed the cat.

[Adrian W]

I've been insulted by experts.....................you've got no chance

[Landlord]

petrol_penelope said:

And i know Curiosity killed the cat.

No way! How are they? Still gigging?

[gjc10212]

I farted on your keyboard and that's not a chocolate chip from a cookie.

[Matt_N]

"I know you are, you said you are, but what am I"

[petrol_penelope]

anonymous said:

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Come on what else are you ment to call a none alcoholic drink that isn't fizzy. Coloured Water??

[rasputin]

petrol_penelope said:

And i know Curiosity killed the cat.

Lucky it wasn't lack of wit, eh?

[carmonk]

"Why are you such a fat bd?"

"Cos every time I fk your mother she gives me a biscuit"

[rude-boy]

petrol_penelope said:

Just so you all know no-one has insulted me i'm just curious??? And i know Curiosity killed the cat.

You could just turn around and say "Well that may well be, but i'll wager you can't accommodate 5 well endowed sailors at once."

Doesn't work well for most blokes to say this though.

[anonymous-user]

"you are"

That'll learn 'em, whatever insult you receive just shout "you are" and they'll be astounded by your wit and general debating prowess.

or just imitate them.

[petrol_penelope]

Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

[Carl_Spackler]

You know you've got two brain cells, one's lost and the other's out looking for it.