Shirt Insults needed..

[funinthesun]

Have a running joke with work collegue..

so far have used:
did you get dressed in the dark,
does your wife know you're wearing her blouses,
somewhere a beach is missing a deck chair,
nice blouse, did your husband buy you that?(collegue is a man BTW)
Sale on in Primark is there?...
I didn't know Lidl sold mens shirts?..

running a bit low on insults so any you know are appreciated....

[Soovy]

From the "C&A Youth Court" range.

[Fastra]

Jesus - whats Brian May going to ware today then...!

[Heskey]

Ahh the fun to be had in offices. I know what you mean

[trumpet600]

Pantomime season already?

[Fastra]

Feck me!

Thats awful!

[Fort Jefferson]

Didn't they have those trousers in your size.

[Nervus]

funinthesun said:

Have a running joke with work collegue..

so far have used:
did you get dressed in the dark,
does your wife know you're wearing her blouses,
somewhere a beach is missing a deck chair,
nice blouse, did your husband buy you that?(collegue is a man BTW)
Sale on in Primark is there?...
I didn't know Lidl sold mens shirts?..

running a bit low on insults so any you know are appreciated....

"I used to have a shirt like that! Ah no, my mistake, it was a pajama top!

[BigLepton]

'Could you turn your shirt down, I can't hear the phone. . . . . .'

[LHDisbest]

Have you just ram-raded Burton's window?

You can only see two man made things from space - The Great Wall of China and your shirt

Are you wearing that for a bet?

I see in these hard economic times you're recycling the curtain fabric

I'm sure i've got more in my head somewhere.

HTH

[5pen]

I've seen wounds better dressed than you...

[bridgdav]

I bet you set off the barcode readers in Tesco's with that on..!

[Munter]

You miss the pub that much you've turned the wall paper into a shirt!

[97octane]

I applaud you for supporting so many charities (shops)
The guy selling the cheap designer gear was at the other end of the bar - I'm sure that OAP didn't mean for you to take his jacket
Ah, I love the smell of mothballs in the morning!

[Republik]

Was David Blunkett / Stevie Wonder your personal shopper?

Edited by Republik on Tuesday 18th November 12:25

[97octane]

Nice pyjamas!

[Blib]

LHDisbest said:

I'm sure i've got more in my head somewhere.

I don't get that one.

[big_lad]

5pen said:

I've seen wounds better dressed than you...

Nice one!

[db08]

If I had a shirt like that, I'd put it aside for special occasions ... like painting the ceiling

[LHDisbest]

Blib said:

LHDisbest said:

I'm sure i've got more in my head somewhere.

I don't get that one.

Be nice, i'm thinking....