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te Christmas cracker jokes" are they? What are you wanting basic ones like
"What was the president's name in 1982" Which I suppose is more a brain teaser George W Bush
Or
A dozen men are in a boat on a lake, the boat capsizes and sinks. The men sink in the lake, yet not a single man gets wet, why" All married
or here, this one I robbed.
A voice said to you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionare. When I met you 15 seconds ago you told me the words you've just read. I ain't trying to be nosy but now that you've drug me this far, explain your math or quite lyin' and tell me your TRUE financial status!
You're a Billionaire.
"What was the president's name in 1982" Which I suppose is more a brain teaser George W Bush
Or
A dozen men are in a boat on a lake, the boat capsizes and sinks. The men sink in the lake, yet not a single man gets wet, why" All married
or here, this one I robbed.
A voice said to you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionare. When I met you 15 seconds ago you told me the words you've just read. I ain't trying to be nosy but now that you've drug me this far, explain your math or quite lyin' and tell me your TRUE financial status!
You're a Billionaire.
I have one which I don't know the answer to yet! If you can help, you can have it:
You are walking through the woods looking for the town and you come to a fork in the road. There are two people at the junction - all you know is that one is a liar, the other tells the truth.
What question do you ask to ensure you are sent down the correct fork to ge to the town?
Also - what has four legs and ticks?
And - I have two coins in my hand. They total 12p and one of them is not a 10p coin - how?
You are walking through the woods looking for the town and you come to a fork in the road. There are two people at the junction - all you know is that one is a liar, the other tells the truth.
What question do you ask to ensure you are sent down the correct fork to ge to the town?
Also - what has four legs and ticks?
And - I have two coins in my hand. They total 12p and one of them is not a 10p coin - how?
elster said:
A voice said to you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionare. When I met you 15 seconds ago you told me the words you've just read. I ain't trying to be nosy but now that you've drug me this far, explain your math or quite lyin' and tell me your TRUE financial status!
You're a Billionaire.
Can anyone translate?You're a Billionaire.
I was getting there!Legend83 said:
I have one which I don't know the answer to yet! If you can help, you can have it:
You are walking through the woods looking for the town and you come to a fork in the road. There are two people at the junction - all you know is that one is a liar, the other tells the truth.
What question do you ask to ensure you are sent down the correct fork to ge to the town?
Also - what has four legs and ticks?
And - I have two coins in my hand. They total 12p and one of them is not a 10p coin - how?
If I asked your friend "is this the way to death and destruction" would he agree?.You are walking through the woods looking for the town and you come to a fork in the road. There are two people at the junction - all you know is that one is a liar, the other tells the truth.
What question do you ask to ensure you are sent down the correct fork to ge to the town?
Also - what has four legs and ticks?
And - I have two coins in my hand. They total 12p and one of them is not a 10p coin - how?
Dog.
10 cents in your hand, damn other one is 10p. Forgot that one
Edited by elster on Tuesday 18th November 12:41
Legend83 said:
I have one which I don't know the answer to yet! If you can help, you can have it:
You are walking through the woods looking for the town and you come to a fork in the road. There are two people at the junction - all you know is that one is a liar, the other tells the truth.
What question do you ask to ensure you are sent down the correct fork to ge to the town?
You ask one of the people what the other would say when asked which is the right fork to take, and then pick the opposite of whatever they say. You are walking through the woods looking for the town and you come to a fork in the road. There are two people at the junction - all you know is that one is a liar, the other tells the truth.
What question do you ask to ensure you are sent down the correct fork to ge to the town?
evenflow said:
elster said:
A voice said to you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionare. When I met you 15 seconds ago you told me the words you've just read. I ain't trying to be nosy but now that you've drug me this far, explain your math or quite lyin' and tell me your TRUE financial status!
You're a Billionaire.
Can anyone translate?You're a Billionaire.
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