Dog Malfunction

[Heskey]

What the fudge?

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1226570432/Dog...

[Derby]

OMG I'm not sure if I should be horrified or feel sorry for it......and what is it??????? Further more why would you want one?

[Rob.]

Do you think if someone slowed that recording down, the dog would be saying something useful?

[tomTVR]

Best thing for that dog would be a shotgun shell.

[mitzy]

fk

Shoot it.

[wildoliver]

Poor little thing.

It's a poodle.

[davido140]

why does its tounge keep falling out like that?

[AndrewW-G]

I think Charlie was telling us to be carefull when crossing the road

[MrMoonyMan]

HAHA - sides are now hurting. Brilliant

[FourWheelDrift]

Xfactor audition tape?

[TheEnd]

Reminds me of Ash in Alien after getting a bump on the noggin.

I remember hearing about a greyhound that always took the wide line round the track. The owner asked an old trainer what could be done to the dog.

"Well, there was a thing we used to do for dogs like these, we put a small bit of lead just behind his ear"

"Really? Would you be able to do this for me?"

"Yea, sure!" said the trainer,

as he pulled out a revolver...

[wildoliver]

I imagine it's had a stroke.

[Glassman]

wildoliver said:

I imagine it's had a stroke.

Who would wanna stroke that?

[becksW]

It's an elderly poodle (short hair cut) that must be 15-18 years and has lost all its teeth. It has also gone sl. senile, or at least having a senile moment. It's quite sad really, I just hope it's not like that too much of the time.

[Famous Graham]

Looks like the old dears gabbing off outside the pubs on Leith Walk.

[Mk2 Jim]

WTF? I think it needs putting to sleep.

[becksW]

Mk2 Jim said:

WTF? I think it needs putting to sleep.

As I said, depends how often it has these episodes. If it is only on occasions then no need to end its life, however if this it's life 90% of the time the yes time to call it a day.

[dave_s13]

If you taunt my jack russel/staffy cross mongy in a certain way, with a tennis ball, he will make a continuous screaming type of noise just like a chimpanzee. A bit like that poodle but it really is fvckin hilarious, rather than creepy.

We once got him going and put a playstation singstar mic up to his muzzle, he didn't score too badly at all.

Also, if you use the ball trick on my springer, when he's outside and you're in, he will try and lick his way back through the plate glass patio door. Looks really funny from the inside.


I need to get both these acts on YBF and claim my £500!!

[zimmerman]

Christ!

It looks and sounds like it's been put in the washing machine!

[Marf]

It sounds like the noise you hear coming from the person on the other end of the phone in an old cartoon