The PH ranting Championship
The PH ranting Championship
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Chris_w666

Original Poster:

22,655 posts

229 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Inspired by this thread from Flashman and some observation it occurs to me that a lot of us here are a bit short of temper from time to time.

I am pretty sure Harry's effort will take some beating and I gather when he was around more PetrolTed was a legendary ranter.

So I think it may be fun to have a topic and then form rants around this topic. Obviously I am prepared for this thread to fail, fly or be locked when someone blows up the swear filter hamster but its worth a try.

Not sure about the prizes for this but maybe a winged horse could be sent to the years champion ranter.


The first topic in the innaugral PH ranting championship will be:

Queuing a British disease?

Grading should be out of 10 considering: Conviction, Use of alternatives to or creative use of swearing, Writing style and readability, subject knowledge.


Please feel free to change topic at will



10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

247 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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I don't like being in a queue.

Glassman

24,998 posts

245 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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10 Pence Short said:
I don't like being in a queue.
you're in front of me...

smutbag

1,705 posts

220 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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10 Pence Short said:
I don't like being in a queue.
Shouldn't that be Que?

trampagne

1,211 posts

220 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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smutbag said:
10 Pence Short said:
I don't like being in a queue.
Shouldn't that be Que?
Shorely itz q?

Catz

4,863 posts

241 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Glassman said:
10 Pence Short said:
I don't like being in a queue.
you're in front of me...
He's not in front of me.

I only have 2 items ... do you mind if I go ahead of you? *flutters eyelashes*

Chris_w666

Original Poster:

22,655 posts

229 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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tumbleweed


Glassman

24,998 posts

245 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Cooky

4,955 posts

267 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Ahhh he's a qt

trampagne

1,211 posts

220 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Cooky said:
Ahhh he's a qt
i()t

Glassman

24,998 posts

245 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Catz said:
Glassman said:
10 Pence Short said:
I don't like being in a queue.
you're in front of me...
He's not in front of me.

I only have 2 items ... do you mind if I go ahead of you? *flutters eyelashes*
you askin' me to get behind you??

eek

Catz

4,863 posts

241 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Glassman said:
Catz said:
Glassman said:
10 Pence Short said:
I don't like being in a queue.
you're in front of me...
He's not in front of me.

I only have 2 items ... do you mind if I go ahead of you? *flutters eyelashes*
you askin' me to get behind you??

eek
tongue out Yeah baby ...

Chris_w666

Original Poster:

22,655 posts

229 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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I see whats happened here.



Maybe this fella should get it too?




heebeegeetee

30,143 posts

278 months

Monday 17th November 2008
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That Flashman is the winner for me, but when i read that he went to the police, i just thought "are you INSANE???"

What on earth did he think would happen?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 17th November 2008
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ARSE





Did I win...?

Chris_w666

Original Poster:

22,655 posts

229 months

Monday 17th November 2008
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I proudly present MBH with


collateral

7,238 posts

248 months

Monday 17th November 2008
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Flashman's use of the phrase 'you utter, utter ballsack of a human being' will take some serious beating