How not to spend a Saturday morning
How not to spend a Saturday morning
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spikeyhead

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20,451 posts

227 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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I was going to title this post "Mines bigger than yours." It is, honestly.

Now I'm mostly not given to boasting, and given the nature of PH, its rare for anyone to accurately claim to have the biggest of something but I think there's a reasonable chance than in this case I have, or if not, it'll be fairly close.

It's eight feet long, four wide and three feet high. That's how large my compost heap is. I spent Saturday morning raking leaves from the lawn, a never ending task at this time of year. I'd raked half the lawn and at this stage the compost hep was full to overflowing, so five minutes of jumping up and down on it made room for plenty more leaves. Another half hour of raking and the heap was once again full and all the leaves were off the lawn. Satisfied of a job well done I retreated back to the house for a well earned cuppa.

Sensibly I'd locked the house before venturing down the garden. Unfortunately when I returned to the house the keys were no longer in my pocket. I thought for a while and it was fairly obvious where they most likely were. Bouncing on a compost heap with keys in your pocket is not a good idea.

So I spent an extra half hour rummaging through the leaves, slowly emptying them out a handful at a time until I finally located them. Not the best way to waste half an hour.

Anyone else done anything that they wished they hadn't this weekend?

Blib

48,114 posts

227 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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^^^ rofl

err...I've just received a text from my old girlfriend pointing out that the 'suggestive' text that I thought I'd sent to my new girlfriend was wrongly 'addressed'.

getmecoat

4hero

4,505 posts

241 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Glad you found your keys.

I had to have my 4 year old cat put to sleep, r.i.p. mate frown





Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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I stopped raking years ago, I just ratchet my petrol lawn mower up to a high clearance and use it to hoover leaves up. Very effective.

Calitri

248 posts

215 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Olf said:
I stopped raking years ago, I just ratchet my petrol lawn mower up to a high clearance and use it to hoover leaves up. Very effective.
+1 mulches too

baptistsan

1,918 posts

240 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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4hero said:
Glad you found your keys.

I had to have my 4 year old cat put to sleep, r.i.p. mate frown

st mate. Sympathies. He is a handsome bugger. R.I.P.

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Calitri said:
Olf said:
I stopped raking years ago, I just ratchet my petrol lawn mower up to a high clearance and use it to hoover leaves up. Very effective.
+1 mulches too
Zackly.

Rach*

8,824 posts

246 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Wish I hadn't replied to the ex's text message because now I want to get really drunk and have a cry but I'm at work in the morning frown




Rummaging in compost is funny though, thanks for making me smile

Schmeeky

4,300 posts

247 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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4hero said:
I had to have my 4 year old cat put to sleep, r.i.p. mate frown

Mate, I'm gutted for you - 4 years is no age at all for a moggy.... cry



Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Schmeeky said:
4hero said:
I had to have my 4 year old cat put to sleep, r.i.p. mate frown

Mate, I'm gutted for you - 4 years is no age at all for a moggy.... cry
Moggy? You can't call that cat a moggy - bloody hell. No respect even if death.

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

229 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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4hero said:
Glad you found your keys.

I had to have my 4 year old cat put to sleep, r.i.p. mate frown

That's awful, looks like a great cat.

Get yourself another as soon as possible.

Rach*

8,824 posts

246 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Olf said:
Schmeeky said:
4hero said:
I had to have my 4 year old cat put to sleep, r.i.p. mate frown

Mate, I'm gutted for you - 4 years is no age at all for a moggy.... cry
Moggy? You can't call that cat a moggy - bloody hell. No respect even if death.
I hadn't read all the threads, I feel really sad now frown poor moggy, and your family frown


Edited by Rach* on Sunday 16th November 18:49

4hero

4,505 posts

241 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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He was a great cat, and was my first. He was found to have a brain tumor a few weeks back, after having a CT scan, and has been kept alive with steroids since. I woke yesterday to see him in a very bad way, within 2 hours of waking up he was put to sleep.

At least he didn't suffer, and had an amazing 4 years that he was here.

edited to add, thanks for the comments.

Edited by 4hero on Sunday 16th November 18:50

Schmeeky

4,300 posts

247 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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^^ If I had no respect or didn't like cats I would not have posted my condolences - I call all cats moggies, whether they're pure-bred or mix'n'match.

irked

4hero

4,505 posts

241 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Schmeeky said:
^^ If I had no respect or didn't like cats I would not have posted my condolences - I call all cats moggies, whether they're pure-bred or mix'n'match.

irked
Don't worry about it, he was a Chocolate Point Siamese in case anyone wondered.

Schmeeky

4,300 posts

247 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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4hero said:
He was a great cat, and was my first. He was found to have a brain tumor a few weeks back, after having a CT scan, and has been kept alive with steroids since. I woke yesterday to see him in a very bad way, within 2 hours of waking up he was put to sleep.

At least he didn't suffer, and had an amazing 4 years that he was here.
That's the main thing, knowing that you gave him as good a life as possible, and did the right thing by him. Doesn't make it any easier, though. frown

My cat died in June, and I still watch where I'm walking to make sure I don't trip over him...

Olf

11,978 posts

248 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Schmeeky said:
^^ If I had no respect or didn't like cats I would not have posted my condolences - I call all cats moggies, whether they're pure-bred or mix'n'match.

irked
Easy tiger. Some cat fold would take it the wrong way. You know how people can be about breeds - It's like seeing a picture of Shegar and saying 'sorry your piebald died'

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

229 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Our cat got ran over when she was 4, we replaced her with 2 other daft little kittens, you soon get used to the new guys.

Schmeeky

4,300 posts

247 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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Olf said:
Schmeeky said:
^^ If I had no respect or didn't like cats I would not have posted my condolences - I call all cats moggies, whether they're pure-bred or mix'n'match.

irked
Easy tiger. Some cat fold would take it the wrong way. You know how people can be about breeds - It's like seeing a picture of Shegar and saying 'sorry your piebald died'
I know nowt about horses, but I get what you're saying! Was just a bit irked about being accused of having no respect - I'm a cat lover through and through...

I'll not comment again, as this thread has gone way off topic!
Although losing a furry friend is way more of an issue than losing a set of keys..

Cotty

42,244 posts

314 months

Sunday 16th November 2008
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spikeyhead said:
Anyone else done anything that they wished they hadn't this weekend?
Yep friday night. Decided to return my spare key to my mothers house (just in case I lock myself out), just round the corner so walked. No answer when I knocked on the door and the house was dark so posted the key though the letterbox.

Walked home to find I didn't have my own keys on me. Looked though my kitchen window to see them on the side. Rang mum on mobile to find out where she was, went straight to answer phone. Was starting to think where the nearest Hotel was. I tried her home phone, she answered so I went back to pick up my key. Was a close one she is not around sometimes for weeks on end.